Love: Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me... - FML

By cherrycokeee - 06/02/2010 18:29 - France

Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML

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By JJLight - 27/05/2013 03:14 - United States - Camarillo

Today, I invited my boyfriend to come to an event to meet some of my friends for the first time. I had been raving about him for weeks, and everyone was curious to meet this "amazing guy" I'd been dating. He showed up in a Darth Vader costume because he thought it would be funny to embarrass me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2013 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML

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By krisx3ftw - 11/01/2010 13:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML

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By seriously?! - 11/02/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2015 17:10 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML

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By KarolBee - 14/05/2009 06:48 - United States

Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML

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Jumping the gun

By Storm - 23/09/2011 03:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML

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The Force is weak with this one

By fuck Star Wars - 14/09/2020 10:02

Today, I sat through 9 gruelling hours of Star Wars with my boyfriend. I hate those movies with a passion and frankly would rather get a pap smear from Wolverine than watch them. Afterwards, he dumped me for yawning, saying that I didn’t take a “serious” interest in his favorite things. FML

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Star Bores

By theDarkandtheLight - 11/06/2017 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I binged Star Wars. Now he keeps talking about how the Empire is superior to the Republic, digging up Reddit threads / YouTube videos / expressing his own political ideas to convince me of this. I just wanted to watch the movies. FML

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Premature

By Anonymous - 04/09/2022 19:00 - United States - Paris

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at dinner, which would’ve been nice if we hadn’t been dating for only two months, and dinner was at Subway. FML

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davidhasmorefun 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 23:24

Um. For two years and you still didn't know he was that much of a geek? good job paying attention. you fail

CleanSheets 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 23:26

Pft, I'm jeluz D: Star Wars is the shit

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valdezadair 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 23:46

wow, sexy! what's next? a day at the exciting car wash?

flamiingemu 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 7:13

good lord, what a nerd. surprised he didn't take u to his other favorite place; Chuck E Cheese's

fruityrainbow86 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 23:50

what a douche! dump him! =P

Fully_fml 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 23:56

Dump that nerd!!

rhi_pwnz_n00bz 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 3:12

Dump yourself :)

killabee 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 23:57

No see, he meant romantic for him, prolly had stars in his eyes the whole time. You were just along for the ride.

MadeOfAwesome 1

Sunday 7 February 2010 0:03

Maybe he thought it would be like you being Leia, and him being Han Solo. Or, if you prefer the incest route, Leia and Luke

jakeTS 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 0:06

so he hasn't taken you someplace romantic after 4 years?

BritishHobo 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 0:22

Nah, but if he's promised her a romantic day out, that should be romantic for her. Promising to give your girlfriend amazing sex doesn't work if you just jack off in front of her and then go to sleep.

jakeTS 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 0:07

srry two years

ElLute 3

Sunday 7 February 2010 0:08

Awesome.

aardvarkish 15

Sunday 7 February 2010 0:09

You should invite him to a Rocky Horror Picture Show convention... (Those can get pretty romantic)

bandm87 1

Sunday 7 February 2010 0:13

Star Wars is amazing, just saying! I think it's a different and fun kind of date! instead of getting mad, have fun with it!

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