Today, my boyfriend of over two years said he wants to get married before he leaves for basic training. Not because he loves me, but because he'll get paid more if he's married. This is the only time he's been excited about marriage. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend called me explaining that he is getting married this weekend to a woman he met on Craigslist. Why? Because I won't marry him, and he'll make an extra thousand dollars per month having a wife since he is in the army. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years asked me to marry him so that we can consolidate our student loans. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I should finish school early and get a job so we can get married, because then he'll have enough money to buy the truck he's had his eyes on for our whole relationship. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five years finally asked me to marry him. He said, "We could save on taxes if we got married… What do you think?" That was the most romantic thing he's said to me in the last two years. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years announced that he is not ready for marriage, and won’t be for 'at least' another 2 years. Of course he waited to tell me this 2 days after he had proposed to me in front of hundreds of people, I said yes, and we announced it to all our family members and friends. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years asked me if I ever wanted to get married. I said yes. He said, 'But what happens if you never find a guy who likes you that much?' FML
Today, my fiancé told me that he expects me to agree to quit my job to cook and clean after we get married, or he will not show up at our wedding. He earns minimum wage and my salary is 17 times higher than his. FML
Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years said that he wants to marry and spend his life with me. But first he wants to go be wild and single for a few years before settling down. Not only does he not see a problem with this, he expects me to wait and be faithful to him while he “gets it out of his system”. FML
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Top comments
GeneGenie 0
I hope you said no?
jynxpawzz 11
Wow. My husband and I just got married today. He's also in the military. And he could care less about the money. I mean yea, it's going to help with bills for our house and stuff but we got married because we love each other. And let me tell you. being apart is the hardest thing ever. so if he's only thinking about the money don't bother in putting yourself through a long distance relationship. seriously.
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Comments (226)
melissa0517 0
Wow he sounds like an ass.
fmlisforlols 0
You forgot a comma, retard.
JimmyWeir 0
Shes black, what did you expect?
samanthadude 0
She's* You're very ignorant.
jplumbob 4
JimmyWeir. You are an immature, rude pos. You really need to grow up. Someday you might get a clue.
thatsrugged 2
its great cause my post like 2 minutes ago is still right on the money
JimmyWeir 0
43 your gonna have to open a lil wider. big Bertha is rather think... if you catch my drift.
matt1252 0
what's op mean
aissie 2
so? my husband married me before he went to Iraq. big whoop. I get great benefits and he gets paid more. we love each other and I don't see how this is an fml.
Samko_chan 5
I say tell him you want a big wedding and want to spend like over 250 k, then see what he says. It'll probably end up costing him more than what he'll earn if he marries you. If he says that's okay with him, plan the wedding then away on the day of saying you discovered your a lesbian LOL.
Staciii 0
plz tell me your not marrying that loser?
JimmyWeir 0
Nice ****.
beach_bum0801 0
I'm married to a man in the military and FYI the money isn't that great ..he makes enough to pay all the bills plus just a lil extra for groceries etc so idk why he thinks he is going to get tons of money!
FrecklesXO 8
Wow, someone who actually understands that the money is not much better. The extra money is enough for the spouse to eat. lol
FrecklesXO 8
You'd be surprised at how common this is in the military. He gets paid more, you get benefits, and he doesn't have to do as much ridiculous crap at the company since he's married. I still say do it of you truly love him because otherwise you'll be miserable away from home.
FrecklesXO 8
*if
CAhereIcome 0
haha