Today, my boyfriend of over two years said he wants to get married before he leaves for basic training. Not because he loves me, but because he'll get paid more if he's married. This is the only time he's been excited about marriage. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend called me explaining that he is getting married this weekend to a woman he met on Craigslist. Why? Because I won't marry him, and he'll make an extra thousand dollars per month having a wife since he is in the army. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years asked me to marry him so that we can consolidate our student loans. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I should finish school early and get a job so we can get married, because then he'll have enough money to buy the truck he's had his eyes on for our whole relationship. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five years finally asked me to marry him. He said, "We could save on taxes if we got married… What do you think?" That was the most romantic thing he's said to me in the last two years. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years announced that he is not ready for marriage, and won’t be for 'at least' another 2 years. Of course he waited to tell me this 2 days after he had proposed to me in front of hundreds of people, I said yes, and we announced it to all our family members and friends. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years asked me if I ever wanted to get married. I said yes. He said, 'But what happens if you never find a guy who likes you that much?' FML
Today, my fiancé told me that he expects me to agree to quit my job to cook and clean after we get married, or he will not show up at our wedding. He earns minimum wage and my salary is 17 times higher than his. FML
Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years said that he wants to marry and spend his life with me. But first he wants to go be wild and single for a few years before settling down. Not only does he not see a problem with this, he expects me to wait and be faithful to him while he “gets it out of his system”. FML
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GeneGenie 0
I hope you said no?
jynxpawzz 11
Wow. My husband and I just got married today. He's also in the military. And he could care less about the money. I mean yea, it's going to help with bills for our house and stuff but we got married because we love each other. And let me tell you. being apart is the hardest thing ever. so if he's only thinking about the money don't bother in putting yourself through a long distance relationship. seriously.
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Shiskie 0
i had a best friend and she was very controlling in the end once her relationship with her bf wasnt going well. she told me it was either my bf (who had caught her in every lie she had told to me and him within the past year) or her. i chose my bf...and shorty later to "seal their love" they got married, a week before he went to training in the air force. they planned to get married a year from now but the money they would get was worth more then a real wedding. they court housed married in flipflops. hes cheated on her three times in the past 6months of dating. they've been dating for only 8. the money is a bonus... but if t=your these two thats the only reason why they got married.
mrmaks18 7
it's not his fault they should scrap the married couples allowance and have one for living together?
strawberry6826 0
lol If u rlly love the guy I don't c why not.
kelsea24 0
sounds like my boyfriend… I didn't do it!!
Huss50 0
ur getting married and you'll have military perks... you are getting hooked up
PatrickCC1123 0
nice! he gets the girl and the money! :D
ddbramiti 0
u can cheat while he's away. like in dear John :)
jademariie 0
sounds like you need a new man
Cryzilla 0
Shiela?
gdog55 0
Honestly and sincerely, run away and never look back. I see this all the time at my work, soldiers getting married and keeping the money for themselves, not sending a dime back.