Today, my boyfriend of over two years said he wants to get married before he leaves for basic training. Not because he loves me, but because he'll get paid more if he's married. This is the only time he's been excited about marriage. FML
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Today, my boyfriend called me explaining that he is getting married this weekend to a woman he met on Craigslist. Why? Because I won't marry him, and he'll make an extra thousand dollars per month having a wife since he is in the army. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years asked me to marry him so that we can consolidate our student loans. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I should finish school early and get a job so we can get married, because then he'll have enough money to buy the truck he's had his eyes on for our whole relationship. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five years finally asked me to marry him. He said, "We could save on taxes if we got married… What do you think?" That was the most romantic thing he's said to me in the last two years. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years announced that he is not ready for marriage, and won’t be for 'at least' another 2 years. Of course he waited to tell me this 2 days after he had proposed to me in front of hundreds of people, I said yes, and we announced it to all our family members and friends. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years asked me if I ever wanted to get married. I said yes. He said, 'But what happens if you never find a guy who likes you that much?' FML
Today, my fiancé told me that he expects me to agree to quit my job to cook and clean after we get married, or he will not show up at our wedding. He earns minimum wage and my salary is 17 times higher than his. FML
Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years said that he wants to marry and spend his life with me. But first he wants to go be wild and single for a few years before settling down. Not only does he not see a problem with this, he expects me to wait and be faithful to him while he “gets it out of his system”. FML
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Top comments
GeneGenie 0
I hope you said no?
jynxpawzz 11
Wow. My husband and I just got married today. He's also in the military. And he could care less about the money. I mean yea, it's going to help with bills for our house and stuff but we got married because we love each other. And let me tell you. being apart is the hardest thing ever. so if he's only thinking about the money don't bother in putting yourself through a long distance relationship. seriously.
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Comments (226)
mehliiiiiiiie 0
I moderated this one! :D haha, yeah. it does suck. poor lady. :/
jplumbob 4
open that thing up. you should never have it closed. lol.
jellybeans4833 7
$_$
nerdsgetmehot 23
If he's only marrying you for the money, then DON'T DO IT. Trust me, you'll regret it...
BuddyChristSays 0
****** boob
jplumbob 4
61 is that a new pic? I like it. you always post nice pics.
Flounder 2
I totally wanted to do that before I went to BMT...I split up with my BF not long after but we've always stayed good friends so it would have at least been way more money for us (based on where I was stationed) for that short amount of time. Plus, if you get married, you get free medical/dental, so it works for you too. Live a little.
yoitssabrina 0
what a selfish bastard! you broke up with him on the spot right? i wouldve castrated him if i were you(:
fmlisforlols 0
How is he selfish? OP simply states he'd make more money, not spend it all on himself. You probably believe song lyrics about love, don't you?
JimmyWeir 0
95=win 68=crazy bitch with no friends and who puts her pic up side down to try and even out her uglyness
superpanda24 0
oooooh you're pretty o.o
lele504 0
Awwww fyl
cmac86 24
and I hope you said no
blitz426 0
don't marry him just to piss him off
NavyWifey29 0
the benefits of being married is that all bills paid! the only money you have to spend is on luxuries.
FrecklesXO 8
Navy must have it easy because Army is not exactly luxurious. lol