Today, my boyfriend of over two years said he wants to get married before he leaves for basic training. Not because he loves me, but because he'll get paid more if he's married. This is the only time he's been excited about marriage. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend called me explaining that he is getting married this weekend to a woman he met on Craigslist. Why? Because I won't marry him, and he'll make an extra thousand dollars per month having a wife since he is in the army. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years asked me to marry him so that we can consolidate our student loans. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I should finish school early and get a job so we can get married, because then he'll have enough money to buy the truck he's had his eyes on for our whole relationship. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five years finally asked me to marry him. He said, "We could save on taxes if we got married… What do you think?" That was the most romantic thing he's said to me in the last two years. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years announced that he is not ready for marriage, and won’t be for 'at least' another 2 years. Of course he waited to tell me this 2 days after he had proposed to me in front of hundreds of people, I said yes, and we announced it to all our family members and friends. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years asked me if I ever wanted to get married. I said yes. He said, 'But what happens if you never find a guy who likes you that much?' FML
Today, my fiancé told me that he expects me to agree to quit my job to cook and clean after we get married, or he will not show up at our wedding. He earns minimum wage and my salary is 17 times higher than his. FML
Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years said that he wants to marry and spend his life with me. But first he wants to go be wild and single for a few years before settling down. Not only does he not see a problem with this, he expects me to wait and be faithful to him while he “gets it out of his system”. FML
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Top comments
GeneGenie 0
I hope you said no?
jynxpawzz 11
Wow. My husband and I just got married today. He's also in the military. And he could care less about the money. I mean yea, it's going to help with bills for our house and stuff but we got married because we love each other. And let me tell you. being apart is the hardest thing ever. so if he's only thinking about the money don't bother in putting yourself through a long distance relationship. seriously.
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Comments (226)
logandean 0
at least he didn't break up with you
Pagliaccio 1
"Thick" ...Fail!
aardvarkish 17
This happens so often I'm shocked anyone bothered to write an FML on it. On the bright side, you will get free housing, free food because he gets a dependent allowance, which is really an entitlement to the spouse, not the soldier, and when he's deployed, more sex than you can imagine. Then if you buy a house together, you can sell it while he's gone, empty his bank account, and put a restraining order on him, in case that pisses him off too much.
Oster_fml 0
i'm a guy and this sounds like he's only using you, think about it, or he dosnt want to or have the balls to tell you he wants to do it before it's to late
mirianazradd 0
well, no bright side of that.
2igutierrez31 2
It's only an extra 200 or 250 if he is married which is not much
scuba113 2
**** that guy. he just wants money n does not care for u
oogyboogy 6
... you missed your face...
raheib 0
lol I'm doing the same thing with my gf
laideehawk 6
fyl but ydi if u marry him. my ex said the same thing when in the military. notice I said "ex". no one is worth ur self confidence.