Love: Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes...

By Anonymous - 22/11/2010 19:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML

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Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2014 02:16 - Australia - Notting Hill

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML

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By Johna Richardson - 30/07/2017 20:00

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By Great. - 18/05/2012 15:05 - United States - Billings

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 08:38 - United States

Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML

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By Glume - 10/12/2023 17:00 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. We yelled for 20 minutes and then he put his hands on my neck. Once we'd calmed down, he explained he wanted to strangle me like Homer does Bart, but didn't follow through. This all started when I asked if he read a text I sent earlier in the day. FML

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By Djcc - 21/02/2012 18:03 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML

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By anonymous - 18/12/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

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DrAwesome 6

Monday 22 November 2010 23:11

FYL for being Rihanna.

perdix 29

Monday 22 November 2010 23:16

You must be from up north. Down here in the South, he would have hit you already.

Comments

anorexicbarbie 8

Tuesday 23 November 2010 0:16

Maybe OP is so ugly that he just wants to hit her... *waits for angry commenters*

Driftz 3

Tuesday 23 November 2010 0:21

"Sometimes, I just wanna hit you".

fearfulsymmetry 1

Tuesday 23 November 2010 0:29

You must have been doing something that annoyed the hell out of him or something. I feel like hitting people too sometimes. Like little, obnoxious, bratty kids. That doesn't make me physically abusive though. I'm not acting out on it, it's just a thought I have sometimes. ;)

WeTheLiving 4

Tuesday 23 November 2010 0:33

Are you serious?? why are you still calling him your boyfriend...

nocanhaz 4

Tuesday 23 November 2010 0:52

is that your truck?

IWABO2_ 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 0:40

I am positive that almost every guy has atleast thought that before.

babygirl2005608 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 0:44

and that's when you leave him

WhatTheFuq 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 1:01

why r u guys all acting like hiring a girl is a bad thing? Jkjk

Hughmadd 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 1:07

Well 61, it depends on the job. If it requires a lot of physical strength, I'd say a male would be more qualified for the position, not to sound sexist...

WhatTheFuq 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 1:22

shit I meant hitting. I hate the iPhones auto correct. x_x

Hughmadd 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 1:04

Please, EVERY single person has moments where the want to hit someone. Even if it's a friend or a family member, people piss other people off, everyone. OP, would you rather he DID hit you, instead of "just feeling like it"? He didn't, so it's not an FML, he's just saying what everyone wants to say at times.

JokeMeister 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 1:05

LeaveNOW!

Hughmadd 0

Tuesday 23 November 2010 1:10

And yes, there IS more the story. I highly doubt this guy got furious at you for absolutely no reason and said this, and seeing how the OP can't even recognize or elaborate on that, it's not hard to see why this guy gets so frustrated. Once again, at least he didn't actually hit you.