Love: Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of...

By Girl - 17/03/2010 07:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2010 13:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML

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By other woman - 21/10/2013 16:42 - United States - Riverside

Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2014 20:00 - United States - Framingham

Today, my fiancé pawned off my engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. FML

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By hatboxghost - 09/07/2009 05:17 - United States

Today, my suburban, white boyfriend of two years told me he wanted to tell me something serious. He sat me down, looked me in the eye and said "I want to be gangster." I started laughing thinking he was joking. He was 100% serious. FML

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By ihatepokemon - 22/07/2013 22:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got angry because I laughed when he asked me if he should retire from being a Pokemon Trainer. He was serious. He's also 21. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2015 11:28 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go out and that I'd be back later. He asked where I was going. "To see my other boyfriend," I chuckled, smiling. He took it seriously and wouldn't believe it was just a joke. I'm pretty sure I'm now single. FML

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By luni - 26/06/2011 21:17 - United Kingdom

Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2015 13:16 - United States - Cherry Hill

Today, my boyfriend told me he traded nude pictures I sent him for a costume piece in an internet game. He told me I should be okay with this, because, "It's a rare piece." FML

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You tried

By Anonymous - 08/06/2021 06:01

Today, in an effort to try and be closer to my girlfriend's son, I bought him an expensive Xbox game I know he desperately wanted so we could play it together. He was excited, until he realised that I that paid for it. He snapped the disc and threw the pieces in the bin. At least I tried. FML

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By drugdealersgf - 02/12/2016 06:55

Today, my boyfriend told me, with complete confidence, that he's selected "drug dealer" as his career of choice. FML

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Jewelofagal 2

Wednesday 17 March 2010 16:04

How much longer do you plan to stick around for more of the same treatment? Kick him to the curb already!

DarkKnyte 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 16:14

Easy answer: Get a new boyfriend!

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iEjaculateCandy 0

Friday 19 March 2010 2:11

BUT THE PS3 HAS NO GAEMS. and Scott Shelby is the origami killer.

etherealshadows 1

Friday 19 March 2010 3:37

Learn to read people. Reading FML, I would say that's humanity's biggest downfall: the inability to read people (a.k.a empathize).

billy808 0

Friday 19 March 2010 8:05

I wonder which ps3 games he wanted?

skylar98 0

Friday 19 March 2010 14:13

mabey u wernt givin him head or doing it hard enough

Epic222662 0

Friday 19 March 2010 22:34

YDI for dating a person in Texas. Bunch of fat-ass republican rednecks.* If your boyfriend doesn't care about you and is a nerdy fag who likes video games it's time to move on. Take his dog :P. Hell, for the fun of it bring his PS3 lolol. * This stereotype has been acknowledged and confirmed by the IC (Intellectual Community)

khoaawhoaaa 0

Wednesday 24 March 2010 4:17

Kane491: & you're an even BIGGER douche for making such an ignorant sterotype about dating someone, you should get out more.

emblem99 0

Monday 22 March 2010 3:57

What the **** are you still doing with that asshole?!?! Take his PS3 and throw it in his face, snap all his games in half, take his dog, and LEAVE!!! And all you assholes who decided to say "Go make him a sandwich" or "get back in the kitchen", **** YOU. Women RULE THE WORLD, you sons of bitches. Men act superior, but really, they would be NOWHERE without women. NOWHERE! You ******* bastards!! You sexist sons of bitches... I hope you rot in hell. And those of you who say, "Maybe you're not giving him enough head" or "I agree completely with him, PS3 games are worth more than a ******* HUMAN SOUL", you're no ******* better. Come back when you have a soul, you stupid assholes.

RedMageZidane 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 1:37

U MAD!?

loloozer 0

Tuesday 23 March 2010 6:29

wow, three words come to mind, ON THE RAG.

ohheyyrach 0

Friday 26 March 2010 17:49

Don't you mean your ex-boyfriend??

BraddaKaikz 0

Wednesday 7 April 2010 8:37

wata game freak!!!

LevyisAmazing 0

Monday 26 April 2010 23:17

Wow,man. That really sucks. I hope you broke up with him,'cause if not,well...dude,that just fails. Honestly,you deserve better.Theres just a bunch of sexist people in this world who don't give a shit about women.They can rot in hell :)