Love: Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of...

By Girl - 17/03/2010 07:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2010 13:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed. Three hours later, he called me to tell me he was kidding. FML

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By other woman - 21/10/2013 16:42 - United States - Riverside

Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2014 20:00 - United States - Framingham

Today, my fiancé pawned off my engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. FML

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By hatboxghost - 09/07/2009 05:17 - United States

Today, my suburban, white boyfriend of two years told me he wanted to tell me something serious. He sat me down, looked me in the eye and said "I want to be gangster." I started laughing thinking he was joking. He was 100% serious. FML

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By ihatepokemon - 22/07/2013 22:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got angry because I laughed when he asked me if he should retire from being a Pokemon Trainer. He was serious. He's also 21. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2015 11:28 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go out and that I'd be back later. He asked where I was going. "To see my other boyfriend," I chuckled, smiling. He took it seriously and wouldn't believe it was just a joke. I'm pretty sure I'm now single. FML

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By luni - 26/06/2011 21:17 - United Kingdom

Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2015 13:16 - United States - Cherry Hill

Today, my boyfriend told me he traded nude pictures I sent him for a costume piece in an internet game. He told me I should be okay with this, because, "It's a rare piece." FML

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You tried

By Anonymous - 08/06/2021 06:01

Today, in an effort to try and be closer to my girlfriend's son, I bought him an expensive Xbox game I know he desperately wanted so we could play it together. He was excited, until he realised that I that paid for it. He snapped the disc and threw the pieces in the bin. At least I tried. FML

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By drugdealersgf - 02/12/2016 06:55

Today, my boyfriend told me, with complete confidence, that he's selected "drug dealer" as his career of choice. FML

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Jewelofagal 2

Wednesday 17 March 2010 16:04

How much longer do you plan to stick around for more of the same treatment? Kick him to the curb already!

DarkKnyte 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 16:14

Easy answer: Get a new boyfriend!

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bfffness 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 6:26

just tell him u ain't for sale

Bondagebear 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 6:35

Lol, so what? Guys will be guys, to me this is hilarious.

chilesuckers 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 6:50

what a douchebucket!

wordgirl 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 6:58

Did you sell him for some makeup or a computer or some shi*? If not, then YDI for not making turnabout with a giant douche who thinks that: -a- you are a commodity. and -b- that he owns you and can sell/trade you for material goods. If you don't break up with him, you TOTALLY DESERVE WHATEVER HE DOES TO YOU FROM NOW ON. just sayin'.