FML : Today, I admitted to my parents that I'm a pathological liar and I would like to go get help. They didn't believe me, and told me stop making stuff up....

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Today, I admitted to my parents that I'm a pathological liar and I would like to go get help. They didn't believe me, and told me stop making stuff up. FML

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Hey guys this is OP, you probably wont believe me, but hey that'd make me a liar so... Im still trying to convince my parents of this so i can see a professional...

By Aaronator25 / Wednesday 17 April 2013 04:07 / Canada - Kitchener

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By ElizaZee | 9

#5452976 - Wednesday 17 April 2013 12:24

So they don't believe the fact that you're a pathological liar... Which means they think it's a lie... Which gives them evidence that you ARE a pathological liar. This like lie-ception!

By Sir_ND_Pity | 35

#5452975 - Wednesday 17 April 2013 12:24

We'd like to believe you, OP, but we all know what an incredible liar you are. Wait, what?

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By Roskosity | 22

#5452956 - Wednesday 17 April 2013 12:06

Or your plants. I've heard it both ways.

By whY402Jay | 12

#5452961 - Wednesday 17 April 2013 12:08

They finally believe you.

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DaDezza244 | 29

#5453014 - Wednesday 17 April 2013 01:12

The FML clearly stated that his parents did not believe him. Please read the FML properly #3

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ElatedEarthling | 15

#5453318 - Wednesday 17 April 2013 05:22

I think #3 was saying they believe OP because they told him to "stop making stuff up". Making stuff up typically means lying.

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Aaronator25 | 7

#5454133 - Thursday 18 April 2013 05:47

Well it didnt. They dont believe me.

By EpicSquishii | 21

#5452971 - Wednesday 17 April 2013 12:21

Stop lying to us!!!!

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Damian95 | 16

#5453134 - Wednesday 17 April 2013 03:15

I don't believe you when you say that you're lying!!!

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LaughinStock | 16

#5453287 - Wednesday 17 April 2013 04:55

Why does op keep lying to me? He said he wouldn't post this FML! :(

By Sir_ND_Pity | 35

#5452975 - Wednesday 17 April 2013 12:24

We'd like to believe you, OP, but we all know what an incredible liar you are. Wait, what?

By ElizaZee | 9

#5452976 - Wednesday 17 April 2013 12:24

So they don't believe the fact that you're a pathological liar... Which means they think it's a lie... Which gives them evidence that you ARE a pathological liar. This like lie-ception!

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Drebinius | 15

#5452981 - Wednesday 17 April 2013 12:27

Dude, you're so deep.

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djxerxes9000 | 18

#5453058 - Wednesday 17 April 2013 01:59

Thats what your dad said

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SuperDanielNL | 23

#5453349 - Wednesday 17 April 2013 06:10

Catch-22...

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154rct | 7

#5453625 - Wednesday 17 April 2013 09:58

DON'T THINK ABOUT IT DON'T THINK ABOUT IT DON'T THINK ABOUT IT

By ekb777 | 13

#5452978 - Wednesday 17 April 2013 12:25

Admitting you need help is the first step. Next step is getting new parents

By Wizardo | 32

#5452980 - Wednesday 17 April 2013 12:27

The boy who cried wolf, seems as if no one read that story - ever.

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perdix | 29

#5454002 - Thursday 18 April 2013 02:56

#8, I love that story! I refer to it all the time!

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Wizardo | 32

#5454225 - Thursday 18 April 2013 08:07

#76 How can you lie to me like that?! I thought we were buddies, guess I was wrong, no one reads that story...

By SystemofaBlink41 | 27

#5452984 - Wednesday 17 April 2013 12:31

You're such a good liar that when you admit that you're lying, they think you're lying? You my friend, are waaaay too good.

By Enslaved | 36

#5452988 - Wednesday 17 April 2013 12:36

They didn't believe you because you were telling the truth. Best to tell them that after you get caught in a big fat lie!

By Sir_ND_Pity | 35

#5452994 - Wednesday 17 April 2013 12:44

1 - We might also need some telephone wire and something to hang OP to the aforementioned wire.

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