By Aaronator25 - 17/04/2013 04:07 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, I admitted to my parents that I'm a pathological liar and I would like to go get help. They didn't believe me, and told me stop making stuff up. FML
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Aaronator25 tells us more.

Aaronator25 7

Hey guys this is OP, you probably wont believe me, but hey that'd make me a liar so... Im still trying to convince my parents of this so i can see a professional...

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ElizaZee 9

So they don't believe the fact that you're a pathological liar... Which means they think it's a lie... Which gives them evidence that you ARE a pathological liar. This like lie-ception!

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Sir_ND_Pity 35

We'd like to believe you, OP, but we all know what an incredible liar you are. Wait, what?

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Roskosity 22

Or your plants. I've heard it both ways.

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whY402Jay 12

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DaDezza244 31

The FML clearly stated that his parents did not believe him. Please read the FML properly #3

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ElatedEarthling 15

I think #3 was saying they believe OP because they told him to "stop making stuff up". Making stuff up typically means lying.

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Damian95 16

I don't believe you when you say that you're lying!!!

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LaughinStock 16

Why does op keep lying to me? He said he wouldn't post this FML! :(

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Sir_ND_Pity 35

We'd like to believe you, OP, but we all know what an incredible liar you are. Wait, what?

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ElizaZee 9

So they don't believe the fact that you're a pathological liar... Which means they think it's a lie... Which gives them evidence that you ARE a pathological liar. This like lie-ception!

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154rct 7

DON'T THINK ABOUT IT DON'T THINK ABOUT IT DON'T THINK ABOUT IT

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ekb777 13

Admitting you need help is the first step. Next step is getting new parents

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Wizardo 33

The boy who cried wolf, seems as if no one read that story - ever.

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perdix 29

#8, I love that story! I refer to it all the time!

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Wizardo 33

#76 How can you lie to me like that?! I thought we were buddies, guess I was wrong, no one reads that story...

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SystemofaBlink41 27

You're such a good liar that when you admit that you're lying, they think you're lying? You my friend, are waaaay too good.

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Enslaved 36

They didn't believe you because you were telling the truth. Best to tell them that after you get caught in a big fat lie!

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Sir_ND_Pity 35

1 - We might also need some telephone wire and something to hang OP to the aforementioned wire.

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