Today, my boyfriend of almost two years and I broke up. Earlier, we scheduled our classes for senior year to match perfectly. Can't wait. FML
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Today, my school's yearbook awarded "Cutest Couple" to my boyfriend and me. We broke up yesterday. FML
Today, in order to avoid seeing my ex-girlfriend in class, I changed my schedule for "personal reasons." Apparently she had the same idea and changed her schedule as well. We now have all the same classes together. Before, we had just two. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over something that happened 5 years ago. We've only been together for 2 years as of this July. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It wouldn't be so bad if we weren't stuck rooming together for the rest of a semester that hasn't even started yet. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what would happen if I didn’t get into the same school as him. He replied, "Then we’ll just break up." We broke up. I still don’t know what school I’m going to. FML
Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me a week before my prom because he found out that he liked my best friend instead. However, she likes someone else anyways, so were now both left brokenhearted. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML
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ixbreakxfaces 12
I had the same thing happen to me. Me and my boyfriend dated for three years, and we signed up for college classes together. Never again. You live and you learn.
that_is_Nathy 9
1. I wouldn't match my shedule to my friends or bf, but to what I intend to do later....(probably better) 2. You could probably ask your teacher if you can still change it (sometimes it works, if classes havn't already started). 3. That's what you get for planning your life based on someone elses life
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hipposrock101 6
ummm maybe things will turn out??? :)
briidontgive_ 0
Someone sounds obsessed -___- .
DarkJoy_fml 5
Live and learn OP. Just be happy you're young and in high school while learning this lesson and that it is only classes. I made the mistake of staying in my shitty hometown after high school for a boy instead of moving to NY like I had planned. Things didn't work out with the boy and I know I gave up a chance of a life time, but I learned. This is your opportunity to learn. Not gonna lie---school will be awkward, but it will fly by and then you are going to wonder where high school went and laugh about this. The main point is to learn from it :)
BabyLuis 0
that happend to me last year
Laf_Lep 0
Same thing happened to me senior year although we did not choose similar classes, but were just luckily (or unluckily at the end of the year) placed in the same ones. Dated for 2 years and had 6 out of 7 classes with her. Sat next to her in 5 of those classes and we broke up during the middle-end of the year. Didn't help she become sporadic and somewhat insane afterwords. it was shitty to say the least, although you should be able to change your schedule if need be.
adam_1684 0
good job retard!! lol
ideasrule 13
While I don't agree that academics should have priority over every other aspect of your life, synchronizing all our classes with your boyfriend is a clear example of bad prioritizing. I highly doubt the courses you chose were the ones you most enjoyed, or the ones you're best at, or the ones that will get you into the best university/grad school. And let's face it: was it REALLY that important for you to stare at your boyfriend during class? You can't talk anyways. Was it REALLY that important for you to do homework together? I can think of much better things to do together than homework.
SkoalThugz 0
******* idiot. no sympathy
dani_zombie 0
Now you have to get a hot neighbor and show him you're over even though you're not...indifference wins always!
kingedoftheworld 0
I thought you were my ex when I read this but this happened to me last year it sucks I know how it goes sorry op
taelorrae011 0
haha that's funny you thought that.