Today, my boyfriend of almost two years and I broke up. Earlier, we scheduled our classes for senior year to match perfectly. Can't wait. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my school's yearbook awarded "Cutest Couple" to my boyfriend and me. We broke up yesterday. FML
Today, in order to avoid seeing my ex-girlfriend in class, I changed my schedule for "personal reasons." Apparently she had the same idea and changed her schedule as well. We now have all the same classes together. Before, we had just two. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over something that happened 5 years ago. We've only been together for 2 years as of this July. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It wouldn't be so bad if we weren't stuck rooming together for the rest of a semester that hasn't even started yet. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what would happen if I didn’t get into the same school as him. He replied, "Then we’ll just break up." We broke up. I still don’t know what school I’m going to. FML
Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me a week before my prom because he found out that he liked my best friend instead. However, she likes someone else anyways, so were now both left brokenhearted. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML
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ixbreakxfaces 12
I had the same thing happen to me. Me and my boyfriend dated for three years, and we signed up for college classes together. Never again. You live and you learn.
that_is_Nathy 9
1. I wouldn't match my shedule to my friends or bf, but to what I intend to do later....(probably better) 2. You could probably ask your teacher if you can still change it (sometimes it works, if classes havn't already started). 3. That's what you get for planning your life based on someone elses life
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Comments (123)
dcwd14 4
y'all might get back together
ZzjayrodzZ 3
I know how you feel, I did that freshman year and my ex and I broke up half way through first semester :/
boogerdragon11 0
Dudeeee, my sister did that with her ex boyfriend. Not to make you worry even more buut; she wound up coming home early everyday crying..
clownaxe 0
sucks to be him
amanda908 2
too bad I'm afraid of tht happening wit me n my bf :x lol
nobbydeltrott 1
Come on, you've gotta be more interested in the subjects you choose than that. If you hate school, drop it. If you don't then get into what you're learning about and get ahead.
SophisticatedJel 0
that sounds so fun
cresssee 0
Worst mistake. Change em up.
1991j 4
sucks for u. n your bf is dumb ass he'll! !
Steelersman 9
awk