Today, my boyfriend of almost two years and I broke up. Earlier, we scheduled our classes for senior year to match perfectly. Can't wait. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my school's yearbook awarded "Cutest Couple" to my boyfriend and me. We broke up yesterday. FML
Today, in order to avoid seeing my ex-girlfriend in class, I changed my schedule for "personal reasons." Apparently she had the same idea and changed her schedule as well. We now have all the same classes together. Before, we had just two. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over something that happened 5 years ago. We've only been together for 2 years as of this July. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It wouldn't be so bad if we weren't stuck rooming together for the rest of a semester that hasn't even started yet. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what would happen if I didn’t get into the same school as him. He replied, "Then we’ll just break up." We broke up. I still don’t know what school I’m going to. FML
Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me a week before my prom because he found out that he liked my best friend instead. However, she likes someone else anyways, so were now both left brokenhearted. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML
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ixbreakxfaces 12
I had the same thing happen to me. Me and my boyfriend dated for three years, and we signed up for college classes together. Never again. You live and you learn.
that_is_Nathy 9
1. I wouldn't match my shedule to my friends or bf, but to what I intend to do later....(probably better) 2. You could probably ask your teacher if you can still change it (sometimes it works, if classes havn't already started). 3. That's what you get for planning your life based on someone elses life
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Comments (123)
FilthyJeepGirl 1
I'm getting really tired of reading this exact same FML over and over again.
HB2PENCIL 0
don't you mean your ex ;)
emetos 8
YDI for being a stupid teenager.
lolol_BKYCHO 3
I hate when highschool couples graft themselves together like that.
chingao 4
lol I wonder if I kno u. do u work at Walmart in Iowa? if so u need to stop complaining to everybody u c.. jee..
taelorrae011 0
lol no!
shaysters1432 0
shudnt have planned a head...wakward az hell!
mandypandypants 4
Its not the ******* end of the world. Change your schedule. Nuff said.
Erindub 0
Thats gonna be tough : (
el_chicharito_14 0
try to get back together
cooltreivus 7
You guys are dumb. Why would you sign up to be in the exact same classes? Relationships need distance, and plus you need to at least hang out with other friends too. You can't be with him all the time. Have some space. You guys would of gained the reputation as the Romeo and Juliet of the school.