Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Classic
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, my husband came home drunk off his ass at 2am. He started crying on my shoulder because he couldn't go home with some beautiful woman who hit on him, because sadly for him, he's married to me. FML
Today, my wife got so drunk she kissed another guy when the ball dropped. FML
Today, I took my new boyfriend to my step-sister's wedding. He knew more people there than I did, including 3 bridesmaids he used to sleep with. FML
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DoNotEnter 5
Was she nice?
LolPieRofl 11
So did you guys work out Christmas dinner?
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Comments (62)
missababgaga 19
I don't understand how you wouldn't have know about this sooner. Four years is a long to be with someone.
ICastillo 25
I just want to know what did they do for holidays and family gatherings? Where did he stay and live? There is so many questions.
LolFMLnot 10
It would've helped more if you knew this sooner but at least you know now.
mercsl65 7
You got played. Four years? He is good. Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin.....
anythingmustbe 18
Soooooo Do you get along?
CallmeRyuzaki 0
Well that's definitely a shitty situation for you. Even worse for the wife though innit?
lilhellian 27
*Bang* Nice try.
empath 20
Better late than never.
Twisted_Angel 17
Oh man... part of me wants to tell you that you're dumb for not knowing this sooner, and the other part of me feels bad for you and his wife... and I'm curious how this ended... hopefully he's your ex now, and will soon be hers too.
chubbybunny963 7
...I hope you mean ex-boyfriend? Sorry to hear about that though OP!
martin_martian7 11
Being drunk does bring out the honestly
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Take his wife. AW YISSS MUTHAFUCKA