Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
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Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the only reason he's with me is because I'm a good tattoo artist and he's too broke to pay for his own tattoos. We've been together for two years. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML
Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, my fiancé freaked when he noticed the tattoo on my wrist, and demanded to know when I got it. It was two years before we even started dating. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
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ahhrealmonsters 0
Oh man! You shouldn't have agreed to it in the first place! But what a asshole!
ricin_poisoning 0
People need to learn not to tattoo their boyfriend/girlfriend's names on them.
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WitchCirce 0
He's an ass, no question. But you deserved it for agreeing to get his name tattooed on you. Boyfriends aren't forever; tattoos are. Learn from the likes of Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie!
jengen 0
That really sucks what the ex-boyfriend did to you and he is a real d*ck. Karma will bite him in the a$$ one day. But allowing him to have his name (or any person's name) permanently on your body is completely your fault so I don't feel sorry for you on that part. Hopefully you are able to tattoo over his name into a cool picture...
LsuTigerFan 0
Sorry about that, i agree your life is F*****, all these people are saying that you should never get tatoos, but some people are just adventurous and like to try new things, and who knows, you could have been under some kind of influence which could impair your judgement. That man is an asshole though, no question!
AshleyJ 0
What an asshole
maryellenbaby 0
hahah, he is an asshole. but he got you good, and proved how much of an idiot you are. and you are just plain out ******* stupid to even agree to get that done in the first place. they only name you should ever put on your body that is permanent is your kids when you have them. cause you know they will always be your kids no matter what.
dykeinlove 0
which is why i only have my mom's name, and the only other names i'll get are my kids...when i have them
poison29 0
i don't think you're an idiot for getting the name of the man you loved on you if you thought you were going to have a future together. please, please, please tell me you beat him up and forced him to pay for the removal costs.
nycity_fml 0
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA pwnage
andbreathe 0
you deserved that dumbass. never get a boyfriend's name tattooed on you. HAHAHAHA at you.
thabigen 0
thats why you dont gte names!!! if anything u should had made him get ur name done first not u jus get his done.. that was a dumb thing to do..