Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
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Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the only reason he's with me is because I'm a good tattoo artist and he's too broke to pay for his own tattoos. We've been together for two years. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML
Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, my fiancé freaked when he noticed the tattoo on my wrist, and demanded to know when I got it. It was two years before we even started dating. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
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ahhrealmonsters 0
Oh man! You shouldn't have agreed to it in the first place! But what a asshole!
ricin_poisoning 0
People need to learn not to tattoo their boyfriend/girlfriend's names on them.
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renii_10 0
#28 has it right. How scared of jail are you cause I feel a little stabbing coming on, not enough to kill him but just enough so that he gets the point. Sad part is you know he'l be bragging to his friends about it forever. Even after the stabbing he'll get to laugh.
anathemablack 0
This is why I refused to even get my WIFE's name tattooed on me anywhere. We're getting divorced after 6 months of marriage. The only thing of her I'd have done was get her lips. Those can at least be written off.
cselby 0
FYL, FHL, and YDI (only slightly) all at the same time FYL - it's gonna take laser removal! FHL - he payed X amount of dollars (likely at least 100, and presumably drove to the tattoo parlour) just to break up with you? What a noob YDI - for thinking getting ANYONES name tattooed on you is cool.
ForestFire0 1
#215 maybe your marriage is over because you pretty much told your wife you were afraid you two wouldn't make it. OP, I think something like this can be used to justify a homicide in court, or at least a robbery/crippling.
OMGQueenB 0
...Is it just me that thinks this is all a little too...bizarre? I mean, the OP didn't mention the engagement OR the pregnancy until there'd been loads of comments already, and since both of those would really have made the FML more F'ed up, you'd have thought those HUGE details would be in the first post... Also, I don't think anyone in the world would be enough of a jerk to do that. I'm calling fake, but obviously I apologise if it isn't. But #205, the OP said two YEARS, not MONTHS. Bigbig difference.
BaldOuting 0
that's so cold.
mangobamf 0
HAHAHHA HOLY SHIT
Heathersaur 0
#218...Yes, there are people mean enough to do that. If you think different, you haven't seen the slightest fraction of how mean people can be. Anyways... That ******* sucks, but I guess you kinda deserved it...
Lisimal 7
You should put another tattoo of a puny d*** under his name.
acid_fml 0
Somebody's gonna wake up without a penis tomorrow!!