Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML
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Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the only reason he's with me is because I'm a good tattoo artist and he's too broke to pay for his own tattoos. We've been together for two years. FML
Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML
Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML
Today, I got my first tattoo. It was a surprise for my fiancé: our names together over a heart. I went home but before I could show him, he said we had to have a "talk." So now my ex's name is tattooed on my back. The kicker? Turns out I'm allergic to the ink. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML
Today, my fiancé freaked when he noticed the tattoo on my wrist, and demanded to know when I got it. It was two years before we even started dating. FML
Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML
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ahhrealmonsters 0
Oh man! You shouldn't have agreed to it in the first place! But what a asshole!
ricin_poisoning 0
People need to learn not to tattoo their boyfriend/girlfriend's names on them.
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mehwhateverr 0
FYL and YDI. FYL because he's either a dick who did that on purpose or a clueless idiot. YDI because you got a tattoo of your boyfriend's name. If you still have the title 'boyfriend' it's not permanent. You could have at least waited until you got married or not done it at all.
MiaDearden 0
FYL because that was a dick move on his part. YDI because you agreed to get his name as a tattoo in the first place.
lolbitch 0
I wouldn't have gotten the tattoo in the first place but if i did, I would have beaten that mother ****** up.
DancingHorse 0
First of all, chill the hell out, AnneFTW. True, some people will grow to hate their tattoos, but a lot of people don't. And who really gives that much of a shit what they look like when they're old? Tattoos don't lose their meaning just because someone gets older. To the OP: I have a hard time believing that this happened. Tattoos aren't cheap, and if he was going to break up with you, why spend that much money on someone he doesn't want anymore? But on the off chance that this really did happen, I'm on the fence between FYL and YDI. While I'm sorry that he dumped you in one of the greatest douche-moves that I've ever heard of, you NEVER get someone's name tattooed on you.
live_your_life_fml 0
That is actually HORRIBLE!! you go through all that pain and you now have a reminder of the fact he dumped you..great.
snicewa 0
Oh my gosh, totally would have been better had he made a request for a portrait of himself! And 2 years, really? On that note, YDI.
craziix3sarahh 0
i think that just might be the bitchiest thing ive ever heard.
jisatsu 0
Lol.............. tell your dad or brothers, then change the tattoo to RIP *his name*
bensuss95 0
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imperialistic 0
SUE HIS ASS Because you went in with the intention that you were going to be with him forever. He broke up with you immediately after and suggested that he was trying to deceive yoy. If you broke up later on, it would be fine because you both thought it would work out. But he did it in a deliberate way to intentionally hurt you. Any judge would realize that and make him make it up to you. You want compensation for damages and the price of removal etc. See how he likes that, pay $300 for the tat and $3000 for the removal. Yep, his wallet will definitely remember you.