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By justabitembarrassed - 07/10/2012 14:20 - United States - Chagrin Falls

Today, my boyfriend learned how to somersault. He now thinks that he's a ninja and somersaults into every room. FML

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By Magicfml - 05/02/2017 20:00 - United States - Toledo

Today, I learned that my boyfriend is a better pole dancer than I am, despite daily practice. This was his first time trying it. FML

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By ninja breakup? - 11/10/2018 14:00

Today, my boyfriend of six years came home wearing a ninja suit. When I asked why, he said "These are my breakup clothes. I'm breaking up with you." He then screamed, threw a plastic shuriken at me and ran away. It hit me in the breast. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 01:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML

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By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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By staciedee - 01/06/2010 09:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2016 00:24 - United States - San Francisco

Today, after weeks of watching Michael Jackson videos non-stop, my boyfriend learned how to moonwalk. Now he does it literally everywhere. I can't even cross the street without him moonwalking behind me. FML

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By anonymous - 18/12/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2012 23:51 - United States - Meredith

Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by vaulting over the side of a stairway rail parkour-style. Now I feel like I almost broke my legs, and judging by her hysterical laughter, she considers me more of a fool than a stud. FML

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By tine - 16/11/2014 09:44 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my boyfriend broke the bed pretending to be a caterpillar. FML

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NukedaZoo 4

Sunday 7 October 2012 19:25

And that is a problem?

DocBastard 38

Sunday 7 October 2012 19:25

He can't become invisible. Therefore, he is NOT a ninja.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 8 October 2012 23:38

That is pretty awesome. Jealous?

HunterAlpha1 8

Tuesday 9 October 2012 0:52

well he'll never be a ninja if he doesn't practice, practice, practice!

wikedjest 0

Tuesday 9 October 2012 2:51

that's awsome do it with him

mrrry 0

Tuesday 9 October 2012 12:27

That's adorable. Keep him.

hazeypaigey 0

Tuesday 9 October 2012 14:22

I dont know why you're upset, that's fantastic!

MissAmz 7

Tuesday 9 October 2012 16:19

This made me smile... So cute! :D xx

razbery_nerd 4

Wednesday 10 October 2012 4:18

Aww! My boyfriend won't somersault for me..

_krystallynn_ 11

Wednesday 10 October 2012 5:13

your boyfriends epic lol

StephenStills 6

Friday 12 October 2012 12:57

FYL because you have an awesome boyfriend? Am I missing something here?

Zoogaloo 12

Saturday 18 May 2013 2:28

Aw! That's so cute!

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