Uhm, more like not.

Queef fetish?

This FML was too much information that I did not care to know about.. Now I have disturbing images in my head thank u

2- That's disgusting. Someone needs new things to like

You're ******' weird...

So you're only supposed to sleep with a person even if they're your spouse or bf/gf twice?

137- I don't think you understood the original comment...

Lol 139, I think you're right on that

#3 what if op couldn't stop her boyfriend from repeating the . . . act. perhaps she was tied up. then she was really at his disposal & he coulda forced her to queef way more than 5 times, he sounds like a pretty nice & easy going master, to me. XD

If you don't know what a Queef is, you're too young.

****** fart.

A vaginal fart is also known as a queef

You'd be surprised how useful Google search can be...maybe try it?

19- people lie

Why use google when people on FML give greater answers?

33, Everybody lies.

People lie, but rule 1 The Doctor lies.

Well he's from London. You can't blame him for not knowing an American term. I had a London friend who didn't know what the word "dork" meant.

56, did you say that just because Dr. House is your profile pic?

65- It's an allusion to Dr. Who

56- said it because of House 58- said it because it's rule #1 for Doctor Who...the Doctor always lies

A ****** fart

Thanks 92. We hadn't yet clarified that.

lmao at 97's comment :)

You misspelled London (you spelled londan)

121 - What are you talking about?

He's talking about number 4's profile description

#121 that's how people from London pronounce it.

38; better* is a better word to use than greater just saying And he's 32 and doesn't know what queef is? Watch some south park bra

It's a penis fart.

A ****** fart

What kind of farting has your penis been doing...? (e_e)

Really? I'm 14 and know.

A queef is a vaginal explosion of gas. - Mr. Mackey, South Park

Trololol

You win

Or to old.

It's when a girl farts out of her ******

I have no idea. Good q though

4- Your Mother

Kiss ass

100- Kiss ass

What a creative comment, thank you for your contribution to the conversation.

Lol this was very descriptive

Few FML back, a young lady got cookies for saying that. Are you here get a cookie as well?

Mine too

*pours cyanide on top* Here you go everyone! ...Finally, peace and quiet.

Yup! I need to try that! That's epic!

cool story bro tell it again

Mmmm cookies :P

Just do it. You don't need to tell the world.

Haha you think FML is the world?

9- your cat farts thunder

Nice try gatoman, but you are about as funny as cancer.

87- I feel ashamed that I laughed at that comment...(:

It's really sad that this is the first comment that did not get down voted.

It is funny Pokemon are awesome

143, thanks?

197, I wasn't saying that your comment sucks. I was saying that it's sad we had so many fail comments.

Congrats! First comment not burried!

ah true love

It's called Pavlov's Doggie-Style.

Bad sarcasm man.

or was it sarcasm?