Hey guys! This is the OP. 1) I honestly don't know, my boyfriend suggested we try filling up a tire with them. 2) Albeit being a bit embarrassed, it was actually quite hilarious for both of us. We're both in our 20s, but we still laugh at bodily functions, immature as that is. That, and I can't exactly see what's happening behind there.

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This is the most visual FML I've ever read

If you don't know what a Queef is, you're too young.

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Uhm, more like not.

This FML was too much information that I did not care to know about.. Now I have disturbing images in my head thank u

2- That's disgusting. Someone needs new things to like

You're fuckin' weird...

ydi for continuing to have sex after the second time

So you're only supposed to sleep with a person even if they're your spouse or bf/gf twice?

137- I don't think you understood the original comment...

Lol 139, I think you're right on that

#3 what if op couldn't stop her boyfriend from repeating the . . . act. perhaps she was tied up. then she was really at his disposal & he coulda forced her to queef way more than 5 times, he sounds like a pretty nice & easy going master, to me. XD

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If you don't know what a Queef is, you're too young.

A vaginal fart is also known as a queef

You'd be surprised how useful Google search can be...maybe try it?

Why use google when people on FML give greater answers?

33, Everybody lies.

People lie, but rule 1 The Doctor lies.

Well he's from London. You can't blame him for not knowing an American term. I had a London friend who didn't know what the word "dork" meant.

56, did you say that just because Dr. House is your profile pic?

65- It's an allusion to Dr. Who

56- said it because of House 58- said it because it's rule #1 for Doctor Who...the Doctor always lies

Thanks 92. We hadn't yet clarified that.

lmao at 97's comment :)

You misspelled London (you spelled londan)

121 - What are you talking about?

He's talking about number 4's profile description

#121 that's how people from London pronounce it.

38; better* is a better word to use than greater just saying And he's 32 and doesn't know what queef is? Watch some south park bra

It's a penis fart.

What kind of farting has your penis been doing...? (e_e)

Really? I'm 14 and know.

A queef is a vaginal explosion of gas. - Mr. Mackey, South Park

Or to old.

It's when a girl farts out of her vagina

I have no idea. Good q though

4- Your Mother

100- Kiss ass

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What a creative comment, thank you for your contribution to the conversation.

Haha, this is going to my favorite's :).

Lol this was very descriptive

Few FML back, a young lady got cookies for saying that. Are you here get a cookie as well?

*pours cyanide on top* Here you go everyone! ...Finally, peace and quiet.

Yup! I need to try that! That's epic!

cool story bro tell it again

Mmmm cookies :P

Just do it. You don't need to tell the world.

Haha you think FML is the world?

A mature one you got there..

9- your cat farts thunder

Nice try gatoman, but you are about as funny as cancer.

87- I feel ashamed that I laughed at that comment...(:

It's really sad that this is the first comment that did not get down voted.

It is funny Pokemon are awesome

197, I wasn't saying that your comment sucks. I was saying that it's sad we had so many fail comments.

Congrats! First comment not burried!

At least he had fun? Next time he tries it, just switch positions.

Wtf is wrong with your boyfriend?

It's called Pavlov's Doggie-Style.

Good idea he got there obviously...

Bad sarcasm man.

or was it sarcasm?