Taco Tuesday Struggles... By FML Approved - 01/08/2017 18:32 - France - Paris Taco Tuesday is a barrel of laughs until it's time to bid the beans and cheese farewell. Better out than in though, eh? I agree, your life sucks 811 You deserved it 229 Share Tweet Share
Today, according to my husband of many years, he was actually planning to ghost me after our boring first date. It was only the fact that I shagged him senseless that night that kept him around long enough for us to actually get to know each other. Hooray for me being a "loose slut" back in 1998. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 139 You deserved it 560
Today, I spent two hours perfecting a really romantic text message to my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. I listed all the things I loved about him, and recalled some of our best times together. Two minutes after I sent it, he replied, "Huh?" FML I agree, your life sucks 28 751 You deserved it 10 102
Today, I saw a small bug on the wall, so I decided to send it straight to the insect afterlife by smashing it with a book. The book crushed it, and caused my clock to come free from the wall and crash down onto my TV. FML I agree, your life sucks 12 930 You deserved it 26 583
Today, I found out my friend swapped my girlfriend and probation officer's numbers in my phone. My girlfriend is wondering why I asked her permission to leave the country, and my probation officer said she can't wait to see me again. FML I agree, your life sucks 29 020 You deserved it 4 384
Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 891 You deserved it 333
Today, a guy I went on one date with asked me out again via text. Being honest, I texted back, politely saying that he was a good guy but I wasn't really interested. He came over to my house, screaming about how awful I was for "text message breaking up with him" and then cracked my windshield. FML I agree, your life sucks 41 450 You deserved it 4 682
Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML I agree, your life sucks 42 694 You deserved it 3 658
Today, my dad has dementia and has been getting my name wrong with increasing frequency. During one of his lucid moments, he ended up admitting those wrong names are actually of his other 7 kids, my half siblings to various women, 5 in this country and 2 in Europe, but I’m not to tell my mother. FML I agree, your life sucks 909 You deserved it 82