Taco Tuesday Struggles... By FML Approved - 01/08/2017 18:32 - France - Paris Taco Tuesday is a barrel of laughs until it's time to bid the beans and cheese farewell. Better out than in though, eh? I agree, your life sucks 813 You deserved it 229 Share Tweet Share
Today, I went fishing and the game warden stopped and asked for my license, only to find out I'd let it expire. He told me if I went and got it renewed, I wouldn’t get a ticket. On the way to get a new fishing license, I got pulled over and given a ticket for expired inspection. FML I agree, your life sucks 103 You deserved it 642
Today, I quit dating forever. I’m an overweight girl with glasses. I attempted to put flattering selfies on dating profiles, but the guys run from me or ghost me when I meet them in person. I took a friend’s advice and put honest, full body pics of myself. I got zero messages. None. I give up. FML I agree, your life sucks 348 You deserved it 286
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML I agree, your life sucks 26 269 You deserved it 2 214
Today, the company I was fired from three years ago merged with the company I work at now. The new owners' first order of business was to fire me again. FML I agree, your life sucks 48 198 You deserved it 3 186
Today, I found out that the middle of the night is the time my Mom's crazy cats like to climb all over everything. They're adult cats but are still like kittens, so I get scared out of my wits whenever they knock something over in the middle of the night, because my mom didn't kitten-proof things for adult cats. FML I agree, your life sucks 356 You deserved it 141
Today, I overcame my stage fright and got up in front of a café audience with my acoustic guitar to sing a few of my songs. Some asshat kept yelling stuff like "NEEDS MORE COWBELL!" and "FREEBIRD!", which made me lose my nerve and flee. FML I agree, your life sucks 42 680 You deserved it 4 552
Today, I stepped outside for a smoke. It was 1 a.m. Thinking no one was around, I let out a series of loud, nasty-sounding farts. I looked over to my left to see the neighbor, whom I've never met, also smoking, and staring at me. That was his first impression of me. FML I agree, your life sucks 11 722 You deserved it 34 063
Today, my boyfriend convinced me do an Insanity workout with him. I passed out during the warmup. FML I agree, your life sucks 50 019 You deserved it 12 839