Today, my boyfriend invited me for dinner to meet his parents. Turns out his stepmother is my gynecologist. FML
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Today, my blind date turned out to be my gynecologist. FML
Today, my prom date and his family came over to take pictures. His dad happens to be my mom's gynecologist. FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Nice to meet you… again
Today, my mother invited me to a nice restaurant to meet her boyfriend whom she's been seriously dating for a month. Imagine my surprise when she led me to a table and my boyfriend's father stood up, shocked, to greet me. Rather than being horrified, she is now planning double dates every week. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the doctor's for an ultrasound, as I'm 7 months pregnant. Then he went home and took his wife out to dinner for her birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Noooo, not him
Today, my mother arranged for me to meet the man she is planning to marry. Turns out, my future stepfather is also my creepy old boss, who spent 4 months hitting on me before I quit a year ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, my one-night stand decided he wanted to meet my parents. FML
Awkward
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
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zwizztastic420 0
ill give ya one better... my friends gyno is her boyfriends DAD
welovekevin 0
lmfao. AWKWARD
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Comments (105)
perdix 31
Big deal. One of the nurses at my colonoscopy was one of my friend's wife. Now she know what kind of asshole I am. ;)
xclegend613 0
oh haha an ass hole joke. man no one saw that one coming. thanks for stating the obvious
littlexlion 4
Mmm, at least you know there is a topic you two can talk about.
Owl1238 1
\(^o^)/. Penguin is amazed at this ^
cparks0 0
This isn't really an fml, unless you have all sorts of diseases down there or something
ilovecowboys 0
are you mental? How'd you like it knowing your mother in law had had her head in your crotch poking things up your ******?? Definitely a FML!
ChairForce 0
Not only that, but your gyno needs to know if you're sexually active, whether you've ever had any STDs, etc. Some even insist on knowing how many partners you have had.
joran_fml 5
She isn't allowed to say anything about your medical history, so I think you're cool.
Thanitos 0
Just because she's not supposed to discuss patients doesn't mean she can't, or won't. My mother worked as a case worker for Children & Youth Services, and told me about specific people all the time.
mahli08 6
Well your mother should be fired then
rawr_ily96 24
#98 is right. It is illegal for doctors/nurses to share medical information about their patients. Your mother should not only be fired, but also arrested.
mj2123 0
I don't think it matters that she can't say anything. Gynecologists have to ask about sexual history and activity, and who wants her boyfriend's step-mom (or any parent for that matter) knowing so much about the couple's sex life? This is just extremely awkward.
flgirlwguitar 2
On the flip side, she can at least be confident that her stepson isn't contracting any STD's.
kiaralove53 0
Or IS ;)
jif_fml 0
how incredibly awkward. i'd find a new gyno immediately.
LemonStarship 5
At least she can give her son advice on how to treat your vag with care :)
controlfreak123 0
nice
KingHumanity 0
LOOOOOLL Great story to tell your kids. Maybe an FML for you, but hilarious for us. At least it wasn't his dad.
NotEven 0
Assuming you don't have any diseases or anything wierd going in down there, this is not a big deal. There is dr. patient confidentiality, so she can't go tell him all your business or anything, and as long as you are healthy, she has no reason to be concerned either. Now if you have herpes or something and are trying to hide it from your bf, that could get a little akward!
AEM_Racer1320 0
I don't see how this is a problem.... get over it.
tam_tiger 0
It's a problem because you're seeing someone who looks at your vag but out of the clinic or whatever. It may not seem that bad to some people but when you're a young woman you're going to have insecurities and it's simply an awkward situation. Hope you don't got the clap.
youthink_fml 0
No matter what, women will find insecurities about lots of things. If it's not this, it'll be something else.