Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his mom for the very first time. After shaking my hand and looking me up and down, she loudly proclaimed, "She doesn't have the right hips to have kids." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met my boyfriend's mom for the first time. I introduced myself and went to shake her hand. She looked me up and down and said, "I don't shake hands with whores." FML
Today, I went on blind date with a guy because both our moms thought we'd like each other. Things were going really well until I got up to go to the bathroom and he says, "My mom was right, you do have perfect breedin' hips!" FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML
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Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. We've been dating for almost 5 months and are extremely in love. His mom basically said to me, "I want what’s best for my son and you aren’t it." FML
Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML
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MySonshine7 13
well the hips don't lie..
TechnicallyWrong 12
But she has a son...
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Comments (75)
warrenhoward42 20
what a bitch
zainman13 26
Well?Do you want to have kids?
GabbyPLluch88 13
my bitching radar alerts me of a mother of mother bitches... sorry OP if this is happening this early in the relationship, don't want to imagine if shit gets real with your boyfruend
iseebearbears 27
That just means you have a fit and slim body.
janfleury 19
If that was the worst thing she could of said about you that's great. You response should of been "Why thank you". I mean she did say you had small hips. ?
pixiebubz 26
could *have should *have
pasupathymuthu 16
Are we living in a tribal culture where a woman's fertility is judged by how broad her hips are and a man's virility by how broad his chest is?
ThrottleJockey 36
It would be interesting to flip that around. Broad chested women and wide hipped men. lol
InsanityVerge 8
its okay at least je didn't break up with you because theu didn't like you after 2 years of dating
shanson 22
You also have the other side of the coin, where people have literally told me I have breeding hips. Apparently if you're a woman it's ok to make comments like that since our primary function is baby making. FYL op. But also feel free to make a comment about how at least you'll be able to bring intelligence to the family
bregaja 13
amen hallelujah
ClubGoingUp 8
She's kind of right in a sense since bigger hips usually means easier for birth
purple_duck88 6
Do you know OP has small hips, do you?
tinyfox 9
the size of a woman's hips has absolutely nothing to do with how easy it is to give birth.
LyricaSilvan 30
Considering that's the first time you've met her, I don't think that should be her biggest concern at the moment. And regardless, it's kind of rude to point that out, especially out loud and upon just barely meeting you. Hopefully you manage to win her over. Then the hips won't be a focus in her mind.