what a douchebag.

That's bizzonkers!

well atleast his using protection, the ultimate douchebag would have gave u an STD

no i think hes a caring and loyal bf........ -_-, OP find someone better, yea i know it sucks now but soon youll find someone better that wont treat you like shit

u keep condoms? what kind of whore r u

Are you fucking kidding me #72?

i would have poisend the condoms with crabs! haha wont be cheating on me or anyone else! He would have those for the rest of his life!

what a whore.. id shove those condoms up his ass ..

wait y do u have guy condoms anyway huh?? BUSTED!!

I hate when they moderate comments, that means I can't read them

at least he's doing it safely and now you know he's not spreading what he could be catching to you fyl

poke holes in them

So cruel but lol all the same

Um...no? Who says that the girl he's cheating with knows about the OP? That's the point of cheating: only the cheater knows. Poking holes would only hurt the other girl and the baby emotionally, financially, and possibly physically with STDs. Obviously we can tell that the boyfriend is a douche that can't commit. Who says he would raise the baby, or even pay for child support?

it was a funny comment try not to take everything so seriously.

It's not funny, it's plain stupid.

OP - Well, at least you know how much of a jerk he is now rather than later.

11, ...not really. It's akin to saying "Key her car". It accomplishes nothing.

Now what 16 suggested would be excellent >:D

just poke a hole in his cock

lmfao

I'm sure a syringe with cayenne juice could be guided carefully enough to not puncture the condom.

um 8 when someone cheats there are many times the person that the cheater is cheating on their partner with knows they're not single.

it has nothing to do with keying his car. that's ruining his property. and if he's stealing damaged goods that's his problem. and yes it is a very funny comment.

How is it funny? Have you actually thought about what they said?

It's a joke. It's funny. It wouldn't be funny if someone actually did that, but no one did so just laugh about it instead of getting all booty tickled.

Hahaha, booty tickled.

Maybe it's because I've been on this site too long, but I can see some people actually doing it.

It's a hilarious comment but if someone actually did that then they have issues. Just spread a rumor that he has an STI and that should do the trick

Fucking brilliant!

45, I said HER car, not HIS. And yes it would be doing damage, much like giving an STD, and should she become pregnant: causing the girl to have to drop out of her education to raise a child along with the physical pain of birthing the child, or if she opted for an abortion she would have to risk the medical issues that arise with abortion, along with emotional damage.

tl;dr poking holes in the condoms doesn't do jack shit to the guy, only the girl that DOESN'T KNOW HE'S CHEATING. There are so many other ways you could talk about to hurt the GUY. How is hurting the chick funny?

Dont poke holesin them! Funny joke but as a black lady, you do sonething more like burning his house down when hes not home. Or shaving his head while hes sleeping. also you could find the creepiest looking makeup, put it, and hit him with a bat so many times hes gonna be crying! or you could just like i said befor find some bugs and put them on there and wait for the fireworks. Id go with red ants. ik i have a sick twisted mind set on destruction.

I'd be a bit scared to be your boyfriend that cheated on you.

haha I was just about to say poke holes in them!:P

22: you look like one of those girls who read books and etc ALL the time for fun, laugh a little.. this is funny. relax.

Oh no, reading books for FUN? How horrific.
Idiot.

Edit: Wtf, this shouldn't have gone here.

Ok, that was supposed to be a reply to wiggs5 (#128) and it keeps jumping. Darn comment bug.

cinn. it's funny so shuttheefuckkup.
bitch(:

Oh, yeah, real funny to poke holes in condoms and get revenge on more than just the dickhead guy.
Also, just because we have different senses of humour doesn't mean you need to call me a bitch, regardless of whether or not you add a :).

Also, to the other person - books can be funny you know. And there's nothing wrong with reading them.

HAHAHAHA OMG YES

Poke holes in those condoms. >:)

Read comment number three. Seriously it explains why not to

what scum fo sure

hey, man. us college kids are broke! what do you expect?

so you agree on his cheating ass? what's wrong with you?!

broke maybe but cheating..... WTF

24, that's not what she was saying, adorable little bear. she was saying she agrees with stealing the condoms. >:D

it's her fault for staying with him, whata dumb bitch......

she just found out .... she didn't say she stayed with him or not. why so harsh???

Damn,That bear us cute

Rawdog that ass lol

What kind of creature is that, 24? It really is adorable.

it's a squid

hahahaha. ohhh man. i was definitely kidding.

polar bear

lmao

Wow, what a jerk. I hope you dumped his cheap, cheating ass.

I second that motion.

third! jeeez.

I want to know what classes he's taking.

wow dude thats sux
oops i have too pay my dad a dollar
he makes me and my sister pay a dollar everytime we say dude cuz of over usage of the word dude oops another one! im loosin big money

This is fml no one cares about you and your dads little dude punishment

he should also make you pay for your poor grammar. cuz dat wud b funie n ur dad cud mak millionz!!

^win!!

quite the picture you got there

No one cares, my dude. Oops I messed up dude. Wow dude, this sucks.