Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML

By iliketoastalot - 09/08/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML

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By Ipickthegoodones - 26/06/2009 06:43 - United States

Today, I had three sheriffs come to my door, turns out my boyfriend of three years went on a robbing spree last week and brought the stolen merchandise back to my apartment. The best part: He used my car while committing the robberies. FML

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By Inga44 - 23/07/2009 23:25 - United States

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past 4 months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML

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By Danielle - 06/06/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML

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By XYZee - 22/08/2012 20:27 - United States - Rockmart

Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML

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By daniella101 - 28/06/2012 18:11 - United States - Lacombe

Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML

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You deserved it 3 635

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2019 20:00

Today, my now ex-boyfriend called the cops on me and told them I wasn’t letting him in the house. His keys were in the door, he was just too drunk to unlock it. FML

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By Matthew - 27/11/2011 02:33 - United States

Today, I was arrested for breaking into a house. This is what happens when I lose my key. FML

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You deserved it 4 579

By Anonymous - 22/10/2012 03:19 - United States

Today, I got to drop off my boyfriend at his newest place of residence: jail. FML

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You deserved it 5 159

By mackenzie_cain - 14/01/2010 05:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went to jail for a DUI. In a panic, I rushed to go bail him out. On the way to the jail I was stopped for running a red light. I soon joined my boyfriend in jail with my very own DUI charge. FML

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You deserved it 65 628

By madison77 - 21/11/2011 23:26 - United States

Today, my engagement ring was seized by the police, and my fiancé was arrested on larceny charges. Both in the same visit. FML

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You deserved it 3 044

Megs431 6

Wednesday 10 August 2011 0:09

Someones not getting laid tonight

shitusernames 0

Wednesday 10 August 2011 0:20

Good use of your English

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12vballchick12 5

Wednesday 10 August 2011 0:11

Thats when you realize its time to dump him!! Kick that crap to the curb

thatnucca 36

Wednesday 10 August 2011 0:12

Is your boyfriend Jack Sparrow?

BelleBelle_fml 11

Wednesday 10 August 2011 1:22

I believe there should be a Captain in there somewhere.

K_kanaka 26

Wednesday 10 August 2011 7:23

It's captain, captain jack sparrow

SolemnlyLove 7

Wednesday 10 August 2011 0:14

yfdi for still calling him you boyfriend, way to pick em

Insane_Tea 15

Wednesday 10 August 2011 0:15

B & E over boobees?

tj4234 35

Wednesday 10 August 2011 0:16

I hope you mean 'ex' boyfriend... otherwise YDI

dregg22 2

Wednesday 10 August 2011 0:16

Sounds like you need a new boyfriend

Bryceps 4

Wednesday 10 August 2011 0:17

Oh, we can't rob our gf's house?

jarlaxle1138 3

Wednesday 10 August 2011 1:04

I've been doing it wrong this whole time!

jarlaxle1138 3

Wednesday 10 August 2011 1:04

I've been doing it wrong this whole time!

crymore007 11

Wednesday 10 August 2011 0:21

Foreplay?

alisidewinder 9

Wednesday 10 August 2011 0:22

Role-playing got out of hand?

flashback.miss 28

Wednesday 10 August 2011 0:23

here's some advice: dump him, sue him, break contact with him. whether you follow it or not is up to you. but, common sense should guide you...

mollyslips 13

Wednesday 10 August 2011 1:09

i'm sorry, but is that tentacle **** in your pic? Also, jesus will guide her!!

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