Anonymous
Corner Brook, Canada
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
SoMuchForThatIdea
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
What could've been
Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML
wnrz
United States
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Anonymous
San Mateo, United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me a $100 gift card for Victoria's Secret. Suspicious, I checked the receipt he'd left in the bag. Turns out he had bought it during the two weeks we were broken up for some other girl who rejected him, so decided to give it to me instead. FML
"BunnysKitty"
Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML
Lilie
France
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
eeelise5296
United States
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Diet_Water
Moreno Valley, United States
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Tonya
United States
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
sm702
United States
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
same
Palo Alto, United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Top comments
zingline89 18
She also tried it on for you to make sure it was nice and comfy.
hockeychicl003 6
he should have kept that last part a secret haha
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Comments (82)
qirde_15 5
she might have tried it too
skyeyez9 25
At least his mom is helping pick it out vs condemning you for "defiling her son." She wants you guys to be happy.
crazytwinsmom 25
When my 10th anniversary trip was approaching, my mother in law gave me a beautiful lingerie set, which I did wear. Afterwards, I told my husband it was from her. I think he was more weirded out than me.
crystallj007 2
Ha. It's ok....the same thing happened to me.
xmaximusx 12
Lol wierdo's
Kitabean18 3
Who gives a **** if his mother picked it out.. You're lucky you're getting lingerie. Or even gifts for that matter..
nerdsgetmehot 23
Who cares if she picked it out? My boyfriend has never bought me any lingerie, with or without the help of his mother.
jampang6 5
Could be worse, could be raining.
laya_fml 26
Mother does know best.
darkmis1 18
At least his mom isn't trying to break you guys up.