Anonymous
Corner Brook, Canada
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
SoMuchForThatIdea
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
What could've been
Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML
wnrz
United States
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Anonymous
San Mateo, United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me a $100 gift card for Victoria's Secret. Suspicious, I checked the receipt he'd left in the bag. Turns out he had bought it during the two weeks we were broken up for some other girl who rejected him, so decided to give it to me instead. FML
"BunnysKitty"
Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML
Lilie
France
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
eeelise5296
United States
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Diet_Water
Moreno Valley, United States
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Tonya
United States
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
sm702
United States
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
same
Palo Alto, United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Top comments
zingline89 18
She also tried it on for you to make sure it was nice and comfy.
hockeychicl003 6
he should have kept that last part a secret haha
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Comments (82)
pradip 26
She'd ask his son later, "how was my selection? Was she hot in that." Don't give him a chance to answer that.
iOceanus 18
18: Man, you don't have much luck with votes. I gave you a thumbs up because you usually get buried.
pradip 26
Thats nice :) but dude, No pity votes.
BlackPhenom 9
There's a chance his mother jumped at the idea of helping him. I wouldn't be too judgmental about him on this one.
kut17 11
Hopefully they didn't belong to his mother.
VScpu 3
Does his mom have good taste at least. If so I don't see the problem Haha.
Sir_ND_Pity 35
I guess the sex positions should told you to use weren't enough for her, OP. She really wants you to satisfy her son!
Sir_ND_Pity 35
She told you*
onorexveritas 24
because that's not awkward
andyyroxx 20
because Hitler never got boners
mileena 7
OP never mentioned the lingerie was bought. Enjoy your boyfriend's mother's second hand lingerie!
biloxi_girl 22
Maybe they were already at the mall shopping together he wanted to get you something so they stopped by and got it for you. Mom sounds awesome.
perdix 31
I debating whether the mom got her granny panties or something crotchless. Which is it?
perdix 31
*I'm Are you sure it's from the store, or is his mom named Victoria, and exactly where she picked it out from is a secret?
Zebediabolical 45
I'm hoping it's crotchless grannie panties.
poccocurantes 7
Hopefully he didn't follow up with, "My mom really knows what's sexy."