Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
What could've been
Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a $100 gift card for Victoria's Secret. Suspicious, I checked the receipt he'd left in the bag. Turns out he had bought it during the two weeks we were broken up for some other girl who rejected him, so decided to give it to me instead. FML
Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I left the house for a while and when I came back my husband was wearing my lacy lingerie. He looks better in it than I do. FML
Today, I took my mom to Victoria's Secret to help her find a bra. She made me try one on to see if it looked good on me. Turns out we have the same cup size. I'm a guy. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Top comments
zingline89 18
She also tried it on for you to make sure it was nice and comfy.
hockeychicl003 6
he should have kept that last part a secret haha
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Comments (82)
c0c0_fml 16
As long as his mother has great tastes I don't see a problem. I would have been happy!
monpetitchevelle 4
That is just beyond creepy. It seems your boyfriend and his.mother are way way too close. On the other hand maybe he wanted a woman's advice?
tj5810 21
Mother knows best? Maybe so, but did he really have to include her in this venture? There are just some things you do that shouldn't involve parents. Picking out lingerie is definitely on that list.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Aha, that reminds me my fiancé who told me he one day that the first birthday present he got me was similar to a present he gave his ex. I didn’t even get upset because it’s so him to be so honest to the point of putting himself in an embarrassing situation. His logic was: “girls like this type of stuff so since I didn’t know you so well, I thought you’d like it”. I’m sure your boyfriend meant well and wanted to make sure to get you something nice.
Tegz0rz 12
At least he cared enough to get a second opinion, as if a guy buying lingerie wouldn't be embarrassing enough for the poor fella. Show some gratitude.
blackcatbadluck 9
Its not THAT horrible is it? I bet he had NO idea what to pick out or even any idea of what you would like. Sometimes mothers have good ideas/choices. Just be thankful his dad or uncle didnt pick it out.
Cupcake040 17
Ehhhhhhhhhh.......wtf I wouldn't have wanted to know that for sure, hopefully she does ask if you've worn it yet the next time you see her.
hopeful_aussie 7
Lol! My MIL got me a sexy lacy getup for Christmas
badbaby_87 5
Tell him you'll always think of his mom every time you wear it.
B0u_fml 18
I hope his mother has a good taste (and body). It's dumb to tell you his mother picked the lingerie.