Anonymous
South Africa
Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Beautiful
Today, my boyfriend wrote me poetry. Here's how it went: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poetry, show me your tits." That's the most romantic thing he's done for me. FML
Loveandpoetry
It's the thought that counts…
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML
blacklove
United States
Today, I got a rose from my boyfriend. The card read, "It's over." FML
KidCudi227
United States
Empathy
Today, my boyfriend sent me a bouquet of roses with a message attached. The message said, "Ever since your dog died you've stopped putting out, so I think we should break up." FML
blaze
United States
Today, my boyfriend gave me a really sweet poem that he wrote for me. I think it was secondhand - the first letter of each verse spelled his ex girlfriend's name. FML
bad poet
Millerton, United States
National bard
Today, my boyfriend asked me to write him a poem, as I am an avid writer. Happily, I agreed. After hours of working, I proudly presented it to him. He read it, laughed, and said, "No babe, I meant a real poem." Maybe I should rethink my career choice. FML
jemma
Canada
Love is…
Today, my boyfriend was reading me a poem he wrote for me. It was beautiful, and going really well… until he read the last line, which had a girl's name in it. It wasn't my name. My boyfriend said, "Shit, wrong girl", and dug through his bag for a different poem. FML
Headless
Lyngby, Denmark
Today, for our anniversary, I had made a small treasure hunt for my boyfriend, tying roses with notes of poetry to lampposts across campus to lead him to where we would have a romantic dinner. He couldn't find it because people had stolen the roses, or simply ripped them to pieces and thrown them away. FML
notakeeper
Orlando, United States
Today, my boyfriend wrote me a long poem that ended with, "Please don't get another mister / I regret I screwed your sister". FML
marie
Mixed signals
Today, my boyfriend surprised me with a bouquet of flowers he'd picked himself. This would’ve been romantic, had they not all been Poison Hemlock. FML
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my_fml_account 2
roses are red violets are blue getting dumped isnt fun sucks to be you
Calaura9 0
Roses are red Violets are blue He's getting laid But it's not by you
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samsworld 0
at least he's creative? could be worse you know. you can do much better
cr4ckb0n3f4n 0
a great poem btw
Plumppotato 3
roses may be red but violets are in fact violet go figure not a poem. just thought id share my thoughts.
jessxoxo28 5
thats the meanest way to dump some1! but i have to admit, great poem. the guy's very creative
uffael 0
http://all-the-exgirlfriends.info/?uid=3944
CheshireHalli 19
Do you EVER /try/ to not write a freaking novel?
lem0n_fml 0
goddamn, you are severely misguided. there's a difference between teasing a girl and being a complete douchebag. and from how you've described yourself, you are the essence of a ******* tool.
campex 0
Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wilted The violets are dead Sugar is lumpy And so is your head I had a published Hallmark rhyme once: Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Happy Valentine's Day
yohaun12 3
heres a better ending: roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so were you but the roses have wilted the violets are dead and you're a dumb ass now you'll never get me in bed
Bo_day_shus 0
Haha yep. I wish i was a complete douchbag so i could use this next time i need to break up with someone.
the_stereotype 0
yet clever...he managed to dump you AND call you rubbish in pretty much one line