Love: Today, my boyfriend gave me a gift card for $32 to a local salon....

By nadalada - 18/02/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me a gift card for $32 to a local salon. I thought the amount was kind of random, but when I went in I saw that the bikini wax was $32. FML

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Today, my friend and I decided to get bikini waxes. Afterwards, the women who did the waxing told my friend it was $30 for her wax. Then, in front of the whole salon, the women points at me and says, "You! You so hairy- $35!". FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2012 00:13 - United States - San Mateo

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By Fridaythe12th - 15/03/2010 04:51 - United States

Today, I was so excited to finally use my $45 gift card to a hair salon. I walk up to the doors to find them locked, and to look inside to see that the salon was not only closed, but out of business. FML

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By bertthelamb - 17/02/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, I spent $20 on a spray tan, $30 to have my make up done, and $50 on a pretty new dress all for a special date with my boyfriend. It turns out I spent $100 just to get dumped. FML

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By Noname - 23/02/2009 01:32 - United States

Today, for my birthday my boyfriend bought me a sexy outfit to wear for him. At the bottom of the bag was a razor. FML

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By pizzaface - 09/08/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I got my eyebrows waxed. The lady who waxed my eyebrows also decided to pop the big zit on my forehead. She charged me a dollar extra. FML

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smdrager 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 15:20

That was an amazingly clever hint. Kudos to your BF.

ohgeez 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 16:28

At least he's hinting at it instead of making a gross face and screaming next time your panties come off. He'll show his appreciation.

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erjgyflover 18

Saturday 28 February 2015 13:01

Hint hint.

thatonetribute 31

Wednesday 2 September 2015 22:00

What a jerk. It's OP's body, and her choices. She isn't his sex toy.

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