Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I gave my boyfriend a box of chocolates as a present. A few hours later, he texted me saying that the box of chocolates contained nuts. He's allergic to nuts and his mother now thinks I'm trying to kill him. FML
Today, for Valentine's Day, my boyfriend gave me the half-eaten chocolate bar that I left in his fridge two weeks ago. FML
Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, my fiancée and I were selecting our wedding cake. The wedding is now off since I refused to buy her the "dream" wedding cake she wanted because it was chocolate. She called me childish and cheap. I'm highly allergic to chocolate. FML
Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML
Today, I hit a new low when I caught myself eating the chocolates that were meant to be part of my boyfriend's Christmas presents. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me an engagement ring. It turned out to be the wrong size and we had to return it, since the store said it couldn't be re-sized. As we headed home, I felt guilty, so I turned to him and apologized. His response? "It's OK honey, I didn't really want to marry you that much anyway." FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a silver necklace. I have a silver allergy, but I thanked him anyway and encouraged him to return it. I found out later that he knew about my allergy all along and bought it on purpose so he could return it, get a refund, and still look good. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML
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KaylaKiwified 0
I'm going to say you're incredibly stupid here, and YDI. And HDI, too. He should've remembered something like that, and maybe put it in something you aren't allergic to, like roses, or something. And why didn't you just throw it in the trash? Do you always throw things down the garbage disposal first?
too_much_fun 0
But still...why would he hide the ring in something he knew you were allergic to?
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ShutUpandEat 0
You deserve it.
kira822_fml 0
Who throws anything like that in the garbage disposal? Its called a trash can. BIG YDI! Btw, f your boyfriends life. It's ashame he met you.
MissKayla 2
Today, I bought a very expensive engagment ring for my girlfriend. As a surprise I put it in a fancy chocolate candy. She got angry at me and chucked it in the garbage disposal. FML
TotalPandamonium 2
*adds "because I forgot she's one of the few people that's allergic to chocolate"*
yumnori 0
if this had been the real FML posted, with the added part by Total Pandamonium, i think the majority of people would be telling him that he deserves it for forgetting something like that, with no mention of her being a "crazy bitch."
TotalPandamonium 2
That's what I think. All the comments would have been telling him what an idiot he is to forget something like that.
WitchCirce 0
I agree with this totally. If it were a man posting saying that he'd forgotten his girlfriend was allergic to chocolate and lost money and a ring because of it, we'd all be saying "YDI" and "u r a fuocking mrun". But because it's a WOMAN, everyone assumes she's a crazy bitch who clearly never told her boyfriend about her allergy to set up a situation like this and entrap him.
no1willknow88 0
that sucks, but he should have remembered something like you being allergic to chocolate, he should have put it in something like a fortune cookie or a glass or champagne, something that you wouldnt have gotten upset with him for giving to you. Maybe you over reacted a bit, but I think that alot of other people on here are being to hard on you.
TotalPandamonium 2
I say HDI. Chocolate is such a rare allergy that I don't know how it couldn't have come up several times in their relationships especially if they've been dating for a while. There are birthdays, holidays, and what not where she would have had to have mentioned chocolate because it's one of the most common dessert ingredients out there. Not only that if she hadn't been allergic and had eaten it she probably would have damaged the ring. Give me a basic proposal plzkthnx. I don't need a fanfare from a guy, but I'm not into stuff like that.
Puolukka 4
This! And just a thought: if the chocolate was custom made, wouldn't he have gotten to pick a flavor as well? Chocolatier: So what's her favorite flavor? Boyfriend: *brainstorming* And at that point he should realize "Oh...my girlfriend never eats chocolate!" -_-
TotalPandamonium 2
stupid comments messing up.
BlueberryPies 0
You absolutely deserved it.
deathproof_fml 0
YDI for being ungrateful.
iSmellNice 2
He probably shouldn't have put it in chocolate if you're allergic, but maybe you should have just gave it back so he could eat it? Ever think of that? You both fail
karlfootballer 0
your a bitch. i hope he dumps you and find someone who can appreciate things