By Saradee - 24/12/2012 04:55 - United States - Inglewood

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Today, my boyfriend ended sex by yelling, "THIS IS SPARTA!" and using his foot to push me off the bed. FML
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HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Wear a chastity belt next time and scream," YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

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Roguedork19 8

No, this is Patrick. O.o

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christonabike 3

Damn I wish there was a 'Like' button! Lol

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TellMeWhatsDeath 14

This isn't Facebook. If you 'like' it, you can save it to your favourites.

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qr_fml 21

Sounds like u have a winner for a boyfriend..........................NOT!

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Slamolo_fml 13

Where does this "don't have sex with him" bullshit advice come from? Bribing with sex? That sucks. No one should ever have to do that. Time to dump his ass to show him what really is Sparta.

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SuperDanielNL 23

Bribing with sex has been around since the dawn of time, for instance the ancient greek playwriter Aristophanes wrote a play, "Trojan women" about it, were the women refuse to have sex with their men as long as they continue to make war.

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Slamolo_fml 13

This is well-known and oh so old and persistent, though it invokes the idea that sex (a fortiori heterosexual sex) is strongly oriented to male desire and pleasure, which is awfully sad.

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rogerdodgeroz 4

Lol manpower !!!!

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nicholasj96 9

Lmao, that's awesome !

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MissAmz 7

My partner once ended sex with 'IMA FIRE MAH LAZORRRR!!!' It was epic and funny as ****.

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WrongRomance 11

Well at least he enjoyed his last time sleeping with you.

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