Today, my boyfriend dumped me via Facebook. I cared more about the spelling mistakes he made than the actual message. FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message. You would think he could at least spell my name right while ending our relationship. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four months broke up with me via text message. He spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even have Facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. According to his Facebook, he had a new girlfriend 16 seconds later. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me on my Facebook wall. 27 people liked it. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
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Top comments
Goldenchest 14
So everyone's happy then? Yay~
KR12T3N 15
No love lost, no love found.
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Comments (68)
Kibaruto 33
What I wanna know is whether it was a private message, or a wall post.
underthesea12 24
one post and everyone knows... very efficient.
sunnyray812 42
At least you won't dwell on the breakup for long since he obviously wasn't worth it.
BFons 19
No big loss.
perdix 31
Now, you have a chance to not get stuck with stupid babies. Try to find a brighter guy next time -- I don't know if it's a law of genetics, but stupidity seems to be dominant over intelligence.
ComoEsJuan 24
I think it's because stupid is quite the aggressive allele. It scares intelligence into recessive mannerisms...speaks volumes for society.
CoDandBlowjobs 8
Probably best that you two did break up since there obviously wasn't much love there.
notsofriendly 17
On the brite side, cleery you won't miss him much!
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Clearly* ;)
ComoEsJuan 24
I no write?!
LittleRed79 39
On the bright side OP, it looks as though there's no shortage of men commenting here who know how to spell! Perhaps now you can have your pick from among them? ;)
darklink7117 7
I'm sure I'd do the same.. If I ever had a girlfriend to break up with me..