Today, my boyfriend dumped me via Facebook. I cared more about the spelling mistakes he made than the actual message. FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message. You would think he could at least spell my name right while ending our relationship. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four months broke up with me via text message. He spelled my name wrong. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even have Facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me. According to his Facebook, he had a new girlfriend 16 seconds later. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me on my Facebook wall. 27 people liked it. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
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Goldenchest 14
So everyone's happy then? Yay~
KR12T3N 15
No love lost, no love found.
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Comments (68)
Psufans 7
So why did you go out with him in the first place
AP28allday 3
you sound a lot like me
ineedhelp89 4
That would be me...
middlenamefrank 8
Sounds like you weren't very broken up about it, which means it was a long time coming anyhow. It also sounds like you're a judgmental grammar Nazi who should spend every moment of your life alone.
blueknight1st 26
You cared more about the spelling mistakes because you are a grammar Nazi and grammar Nazi's don't have feelings of any kind. I would have dumped you also.
UnluckyJulie 13
Honestly, that's very good for you. At least you're not feeling all beat up over it. If you're more upset about the idiot's awful grammar and spelling defacing your wall/inbox, then I'd say the relationship wasn't worth much, anyway.
sanecatlady 13
Whn ppl spel lik dis nut nly do i find it vry cfuzing 2 reed bud it givs mi teh messij dat dey ar vry stuped. If that makes me a Grammar Nazi, then I guess I'm guilty as charged. :-P
Tayleena97 11
Well he obviously wasn't worth it
moshpit11 8
That's probably why he dumped you if you care more about proper spelling on a Facebook message than you do about your relationship or in this case lack thereof
amisenho 11
Eh, I don't blame you. Bad spelling, syntax, grammar, and punctuation are huge turnoffs for me. It's embarrassing, trashy, and says a lot about the person's respect (or lack, thereof) for language in general. Hopefully, you didn't lose much valuable time dating this wiener.