Today, my boyfriend came to my house for the first time. Today was also the day my body decided to throw up violently for four hours while he awkwardly sat beside me, waiting for his ride home. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. About 2 hours later, he got to hold my hair while I puked, also for the first time. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally able to settle on having a day out together after putting it off for months because of work/other random reasons. This morning I woke up with the worst case of diarrhea I’ve ever had in my life. I won’t be leaving the bathroom anytime soon. FML
Today, my boyfriend got so drunk that he was sick in the taxi, sick on me, then sick on himself when he was sitting on the toilet. What's more, I can't get into bed because he's been sick all over my half of the bed. So I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight. FML
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. While I was at their house I got a tummy ache, then had loud explosive diarrhea. Twice. They definitely heard it all. FML
Today, I'm finally visiting my long-distance boyfriend in his home country. He has a vomit-inducing migraine, and the traditional food he fed me triggered the worst kidney attack I've had in years. We're both lying on the couch writhing in pain. Yay, quality time together. FML
Today, I discovered after four hours of vomiting that it is very much possible to vomit so hard you can't help but shit in your trousers. My boyfriend is currently staying over, too. FML
Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML
Today, I had to clean my boyfriend's puke off of our bed. Last night he ditched me to go out partying, came home, threw up, and passed out. He thinks it's only fair I clean up today because he's "not feeling well". FML
Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend got extremely drunk and insisted that we left the Skype call on all night so it was like I was there with him. I woke up to the sound of him vomiting loudly at 3am. FML
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echarlotte 19
Sitting awkwardly while you vomit for four hours? Quality boyfriend
musicnole 8
Sorry, OP - at least he sat there with you! If he can't handle you at your worst, he doesn't deserve you at your best. :)
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Comments (23)
awesumous 16
I would like to apologize, I nearly dropped my phone and while catching it I accidentally clicked "You deserve it" you do not deserve it so I immediately clicked "I agree, your life sucks" but one of those "You deserve it" 's is from an accident. You do not deserve it.
RandomLG94 21
Oh man this happened to me except it was out the other end...
cantfixme36 28
Damn, I feel for you. When I found out I'm allergic to shellfish (I get severe abdominal cramping, vomiting, and I puff up and look like a swollen lobster), my now ex boyfriend was over, and I think we had only been dating about a month or two at the time... It was definitely very awkward, and not how 16-year old me wanted to spend New Year's Eve.
Alexandria79 22
first time my hubby visited my house, he ended up violently sick. then 24 hrs later, he passed it on to me. unfortunately I wasn't able to wake him to let me out in time as the queen bed was a tight squeeze in my room. he cleaned it all up while I slowly recovered. 10 yrs later we are still together. :)
KnockoutBlox 13
That was at least kind of him to sit with you the entire time!
shannon2348 14
not really sure why he was sitting beside you while you puked. And obviously you're sick if you were puking for 4 hours.