Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I said that at least I was always there for him when he needed me. He said "When did I need you?" FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend. I called him and started yelling at him over the phone. He told me that if I wanted to end the relationship I should just hang up the phone right then. Before I could say I still love him and don't want to break up, my phone battery died. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, my boyfriend is blaming me for his recent diagnosis of Borderline Personality Disorder. Apparently, I should have just kept on tolerating all of his explosive outbursts, instead of "forcing" him to start couples' therapy with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he's the only good thing left in my life. That's not a healthy relationship dynamic, he said, and ended up breaking up with me. FML
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Top comments
Luckster 0
If that's not the definition of a douche, I don't know what is.
perdix 31
Your manic side deserves better than that jerk, but he was out of you depressive side's league.
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Comments (187)
demontwig 0
fag
ItsAllGoodPeeps 0
Lmfao, thats great
caZper 4
ouch!
ClownSmilely 0
it's okay to have a toothache honey if you're on your way to the dentist.
LejlaSr 0
genius!
Fandaal 0
If these are the only things you like in him, well, maybe he made a right decision. I mean, it's not because he is smart, funny, inspiring or whatever. You basically said you like him because he is willing to tolerate you and to be with you.
rocker2209 0
he didn't deserve you!
containsnosoy 0
Can you blame him? Your top two reasons for "loving him" is that he's there for you? Really?
Psychs7 11
I don't blame him for breaking up with you, everyone is trashing him but give him a break, i bet he put up with a lot of shit from you right? Leaving you doesn't make him a bad person it just means he couldn't deal with the stress the relationship was causing him. Yeah he did go about it in a horrible way, maybe he still loves you and wanted to hurt you so you wouldn't ask him back? My ex did that to me and it hurt worse than anything, but it was for the best because she wasn't the right one, now i'm with the one i think is :) My point is the ex always gets trashed, but think about it, if you'd gotten depresed or manic and broke up with him and he'd posted an FML everyone would be agreeing with him like they are with you. Now im a psychology student at university (where my name comes from) and im actualy training to be a clinical psychologist, so my area specificaly deals with mental disorders, and i feel very sory for you because i've seen cases with bi polar and i know it's not as easy to deal with as it seems, but it is manageable, i think next time you find love you should make sure to find a grown up, not an immature boy, someone you can rely on, and you know can deal with and accept your poblems. But also, try to make them feel more valued, because having a partner with a mental disorder can be very taxing and demanding, and the job is ten times worse if you don't feel apreciated.
wx0 0
messed up :(