Today, my boyfriend called and asked me why I love him. I told him because he's always there for me and continues to put up with my bipolar disorder. He promptly said "not anymore" and hung up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I said that at least I was always there for him when he needed me. He said "When did I need you?" FML
Today, I got into a huge fight with my boyfriend. I called him and started yelling at him over the phone. He told me that if I wanted to end the relationship I should just hang up the phone right then. Before I could say I still love him and don't want to break up, my phone battery died. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, my boyfriend is blaming me for his recent diagnosis of Borderline Personality Disorder. Apparently, I should have just kept on tolerating all of his explosive outbursts, instead of "forcing" him to start couples' therapy with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML
Today, after laying down to sleep, my boyfriend seemed like he was having trouble trying to say something. After asking what was wrong a couple of times, he said, "I don't want to do this anymore" and got up and left. I had planned on telling him I love him. Saved myself some embarrassment I guess. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he's the only good thing left in my life. That's not a healthy relationship dynamic, he said, and ended up breaking up with me. FML
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Top comments
Luckster 0
If that's not the definition of a douche, I don't know what is.
perdix 31
Your manic side deserves better than that jerk, but he was out of you depressive side's league.
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Comments (187)
blobner_bob 0
YDI for dating that asshole in the first place
WorkThatButt 2
I really hope you get better ... :(
jason0 2
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BunnyDrastic 0
Oooo damn! Haha
Julianneisasmurf 0
I'm kinda happy for you, OP. He must be some ***hole to brake up with you on the phone, while trying to be funny with you saying such a nice thing to him. YOU DESERVE BETTER! And for the people saying ydi: F*** off! He did NOT deserve this and you are horrible people for saying so. And ps: my boyfriend has bipolar disorder and he allways tells me how much he appreciates how I stand by him throug good and bad, and I love hearing it!
jewjewbee 6
Aw baby. That was a real dick move on your (now ex-) boyfriend's part. There's someone better out there for you! You just have to find him :)
athenivanidx 0
metal illness? What's that? OD'ing on Metallica? And anyone who thinks that OP deserves it.......... is clearly not worth the effort to finish my sentence, but there, I did it anyway.
itsme88 0
What an ass. You deserve better, but maybe now is the time to get well and not have anymore "boyfriend drama". Take care.
azscocogirl 0
Oh... same thing happened to me... sort of. I'm sorry.
Mx_Rider 6
goood jooooooooooob number 32 for writing a big assssss paragraph ur sooooo cooool so suck a dick