Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over breakfast. In the afternoon I got to smile at him prettily for hours because he was the photographer in a session neither of us could get out of. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He wants us to stay friends, though, so he can continue to use my coffee maker. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for "cheating" on him with his best friend. What did I do? I gave him a hug and a kiss on the cheek when I finally met him in person, after years of hearing about how great he is and how much we would get along. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, right after I turned down an amazing job opportunity in another location, just so I could be with him. FML
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ndiesal 0
He couldnt wait till after the session?
ArtIsResistance7 1
So now you have a photographed time line of the moment where your heart just breaks in two... It seems like he was enjoying the whole thing...FYL
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Comments (93)
chelly_bee 0
ha!! lucky you eh?
coffee_enima 0
24-suck it!!! Legonut is my hero.
worstcomic 0
I don't fully grasp why anyone should give a shit.
oxoashleeoxo 6
Ouch, that must've been one fuuun photoshoot.
SekksiFML6969 0
legonut=skroal 2.0= both uberghey
starile 20
#65, anyone who's been following comments on FML long enough knows that legonut has been doing his thing for longer than skroal has. They just both have their lapses of being banned now and again, so you might hear from one more than the other during any given week. Also, I think legonut is like on his 5th username b/c he's had to recreate his accounts so much thanks to the bannage. *assumptions* Anyways, I agree about the "uberghey".
SekksiFML6969 0
45- that pic is the funniest. pic. ever. hands up kitty or else! lol
wrm84 0
awesome
ortega_fml 0
ydi for being a ****.
Fsvb 32
@Chris678 we sure do -_- lolz
katiesmurph 5
....what?