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By 30Jenna - 13/07/2011 22:01 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me on my Facebook wall. 27 people liked it. FML

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Thursday 14 July 2011 9:09

look at it this way. it's 27 people who want to date you!!! :-)

moosemonkey1000 6

Thursday 14 July 2011 9:19

Or 27 people who want to date him.

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my_bad36 6

Thursday 14 July 2011 15:37

they are all horrid and ur bf is a dumb ass

dasfro 2

Thursday 14 July 2011 16:17

either you were one crappy gf or he has a lot of asswhole friends, but i am bettin on the first one.

TheDrummingResul 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 17:02

It's cuz ur such a bitch...

GoneClubbin 9

Thursday 14 July 2011 17:11

27 more ppl will root in their grave

Merylwen 24

Thursday 14 July 2011 17:40

Well, that's one of the many reasons why Facebook is evil.

chadcat 1

Thursday 14 July 2011 19:39

Someone's popular. :)

Vito38 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 20:18

Like :)

Arch27 27

Thursday 14 July 2011 21:04

That's just COLD. Hope none of them were also your friends. If so, you know who to drop.

lulzmylife 4

Thursday 14 July 2011 21:54

On the plus side, at least a) you're no longer dating someone who's enough of an immature ass to dump his girlfriend on Facebook, and b) you know who your real friends are--or aren't.

hateevryone 14

Thursday 14 July 2011 21:55

screw that coward. any guy that breaks up over facebook is not a real man.

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