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Hey guys, OP here! While my husband is an ass, the reaching up and bending over for things lasted until I dropped a full bottle of water on his foot (accidentally on purpose). After that, he stopped laughing and gave me back rub. Since I am currently denying him sympathy for the tiny bruise on his pinky toe, I'd say we're about even.
By AplJax3 - / Wednesday 6 February 2013 21:05 / United States
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By  littlekellilee  |  41

Can you reach the divorce papers?

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  tjv3  |  9

I would normally never ever suggest this but I believe that this is one of the rare times that it is ok to kick him int the balls as hard as you can.

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  billyz77  |  24

Asshole is being too kind, Cuddly Scorpion. This guy needs to get a visit from one of OP's brothers, father, cousin, or somebody to get his ass kicked. I know from experience that back pain is one of the worse things that can happen to a person. It effects every aspect of your life and to have someone who is supposed to love you deliberately make it harder to live is one of the more heartless things I've ever heard of. That is just cruel.

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  poccocurantes  |  7

He seems to be harboring some I'll feelings towards you. At a certain point it isn't a prank anymore and he may actually be laughing at your discomfort than your inability to grasp things. Somethings wrong there.

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  TheOnlyX  |  11

Hehe, the first time would be funny just to see the look on OPs face, but I would never make someone with an injury go out of their way to retrieve something that could injure them. It's time the husband gets a visit from the family.

By  samasara  |  20

No sex for him.

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  brackaman  |  18

Maybe, she can't help having sex. Maybe she's a freak. The ones who like having sex twice in two days.

By  littlekellilee  |  41

Can you reach the divorce papers?

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  MisterMichael  |  9

Harsh much?

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well dayum. just damn.

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Normally I can't stand when people use divorce as a response to every bad husband, but this husband goes beyond cruel. Anyone who can laugh at their wife's pain and suffering deserves to be alone and broke.

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  DerrickJames  |  33

How do we know OP doesn't belly ache about the darnedest of things? Edit: Never mind...

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  billyz77  |  24

Even if that were true, 36, does that make OP deserve to be tortured by a man who vowed to protect her in sickness and in health? I don't care if she's the biggest bitch this side of Creation, she doesn't deserve that kind of treatment.

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  Sputnikspak  |  13

Don't even need to start with a kick. Just a flick is usually enough to make a guy fall over. (I grew up with a brother and four male cousins constantly around me. If I didn't threaten their manhoods from time to time, they'd have tortured me. Usually only took one hit for them to learn.)

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  eyesmile27  |  7

I actually laughed at my phone when I read 13) Okay I lied. You have a sense of humour sir :)

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  rs89  |  20

Yes, he's apologize or go on dates! But hey, don't worry OP, I think that cheaters don't need any excuses to cheat so if he hasn't done it now, your chances are 50-50. Intensive muscle relaxant and rest are advisable :)

By  eyesmile27  |  7

Suggestion: withhold sex from him for some time. After all, you are too beautiful to give in to his carnal desires.

By  Altazor  |  4

hahahaha love a sincere sense of humor!!!Maybe you need to stop being so serious

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  jujube08  |  5

Finally someone who isn't such a stuck up!

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  billyz77  |  24

Please tell me you're kidding, 10. You don't seriously condone torture, to you? Have you ever had severe back pain? I'm guessing not or you wouldn't think this is funny. I have a very good sense of humor and I can see the funny side of almost anything - but not torture.

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