Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he didn't trust himself not to cheat on me. What? FML
Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, accusing me of lying to him about "being a hermaphrodite". His almost total lack of knowledge about female anatomy led him to believe that my clitoris is actually an extremely tiny penis. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me out of nowhere, supposedly because I act like he's nothing but a sex doll. We've been dating 6 weeks and have had sex twice. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me for "cheating" on him by using a vibrator. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after we played the "Which celebrity would you sleep with?” game. He decided that since all my answers were guys who looked nothing like him, that I must secretly find him unattractive. Oh and that I would cheat with any of those guys if given the opportunity. FML
Today, my boyfriend phoned me at work and broke up with me. Why, you ask? A boy I was semi-seeing about a year ago decided to show my boyfriend's best friend a video of him fucking some girl and said it was me, and that I cheated on my boyfriend. At the end of day, he believes it's not me, but WTF is going on? FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML
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d00d_c0m3_0n 0
He's probably just embarrassed that he couldn't keep up with you.
Syn_fml 0
So you're single now, eh?
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Comments (88)
Theideaofmusic 0
That's hilarious, he's a moron. Find someone better.
amandabee 0
that's such a bullshit excuse.
Touch_fml 0
THis guy must be gay!! :D
JigglyPuffHash 0
WTF is he on???? How does that even make sense? Just.. WOW. Wow. To hell with him!
LifeSUCKS143 0
Wow he is the biggest douchebag on the face of the universe. At least you know you're great at sex! haha.. If a person truly cares about someone, the passion just comes naturally. He's an asssssss, you deserve wayyyyyy better.
elfknight 0
Physical chemist? Cool.
jim_witness 0
JigglyPuffHash hit it right on the head. Just watch the movie "Vacation" and wait until Chevy Chase is wandering the desert and right before the indians say "What an idiot" pause it and bring whathisface into the room. then press play.
Bkkid99 0
HEs deffinitely a retarded person .
Heatstreak 0
yea i agree WTF what #1 said
ShadowsLight 4
Personally, I would love to have a gf that has slept around a lot. Imagine the ego boost: "I have slept with a lot of guys, but I have chosen to be with you... now let me show you something that will blow your mind!" Seriously, who wants to sleep with a virgin anyway? And if you are just that naturally talented, let's hook up ;-)