Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he didn't trust himself not to cheat on me. What? FML
Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, accusing me of lying to him about "being a hermaphrodite". His almost total lack of knowledge about female anatomy led him to believe that my clitoris is actually an extremely tiny penis. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me out of nowhere, supposedly because I act like he's nothing but a sex doll. We've been dating 6 weeks and have had sex twice. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me for "cheating" on him by using a vibrator. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after we played the "Which celebrity would you sleep with?” game. He decided that since all my answers were guys who looked nothing like him, that I must secretly find him unattractive. Oh and that I would cheat with any of those guys if given the opportunity. FML
Today, my boyfriend phoned me at work and broke up with me. Why, you ask? A boy I was semi-seeing about a year ago decided to show my boyfriend's best friend a video of him fucking some girl and said it was me, and that I cheated on my boyfriend. At the end of day, he believes it's not me, but WTF is going on? FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML
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d00d_c0m3_0n 0
He's probably just embarrassed that he couldn't keep up with you.
Syn_fml 0
So you're single now, eh?
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Comments (88)
dorktastic09 0
you're ex is retarded beyond words.
breenarae25 0
op your supposed to say FML at the end, not WTF
heyyyyyyyyyyyy 0
this isn't "WTF FML" the WTF is implied *****.
deladouceur 0
he is not a real man
Lookonthesunnysi 10
Sounds familiar, the only guy I ever slept with or even kissed called me a lying b**** for the same reason. Funny thing is, I didn't want to sleep with him in the first place!
Marcelb 17
So what you're saying is that the one guy you slept with (so also your first) was someone you didn't want to sleep with... and still you did. Unless he raped you, which would of course would be horrible (but I think you'd have mentioned that or most probably wouldn't have said this at all) FAIL.
fml98kevin 4
uhh can i hav ur #??? lol jk
glenzhao2 16
She DID say FML. deerrrp
SuperheroHope 0
hahaha
taylorrswift 0
WTF is right...
fmlaccountcole 0
maybe we should hangout...