Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because he didn't trust himself not to cheat on me. What? FML
Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, accusing me of lying to him about "being a hermaphrodite". His almost total lack of knowledge about female anatomy led him to believe that my clitoris is actually an extremely tiny penis. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me out of nowhere, supposedly because I act like he's nothing but a sex doll. We've been dating 6 weeks and have had sex twice. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me for "cheating" on him by using a vibrator. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after we played the "Which celebrity would you sleep with?” game. He decided that since all my answers were guys who looked nothing like him, that I must secretly find him unattractive. Oh and that I would cheat with any of those guys if given the opportunity. FML
Today, my boyfriend phoned me at work and broke up with me. Why, you ask? A boy I was semi-seeing about a year ago decided to show my boyfriend's best friend a video of him fucking some girl and said it was me, and that I cheated on my boyfriend. At the end of day, he believes it's not me, but WTF is going on? FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML
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d00d_c0m3_0n 0
He's probably just embarrassed that he couldn't keep up with you.
Syn_fml 0
So you're single now, eh?
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Comments (88)
Juice_fml 0
can i have ur #?
MEGAJOSH 0
You know it's not THAT unlikely that he's telling the truth. Some guys like the fact that they're girlfriends are innocent or whatever (in a non-creepy way).
CrazedLeper 0
He's lying; if you were "too good" he wouldn't be able to just walk away.
RadRetro 0
He seems like he wants to be the one in control.
downthealley 0
I think what he is trying to say is, "I was cheating on you."
Danyell 0
Yeah it really sucks when people tell me I am too good at sex... take your talents elsewhere!!
eat_it 0
He was obviously insecure. Booooooo....
podrummer9209 0
Pahahah... I have gotten the 'you're too good to not have that much experience' comments before. Reading naughty stories gives you lots of ideas...
Lilecchi 3
Damn some's got some probs
erry_j 0
Wow. He's either gay. Or just used the LAMEST excuse to break up with you BECAUSE he's gay. or cheating. Forget him. Take that compliment and run with it! Lol.