Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said I was way too good at sex so I must have lied about not having much experience, and he "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something." WTF? FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because someone asked him if we were dating and he lied and said no. He said he didn't want to be a liar. FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after we played the "Which celebrity would you sleep with?” game. He decided that since all my answers were guys who looked nothing like him, that I must secretly find him unattractive. Oh and that I would cheat with any of those guys if given the opportunity. FML
Today, my boyfriend phoned me at work and broke up with me. Why, you ask? A boy I was semi-seeing about a year ago decided to show my boyfriend's best friend a video of him fucking some girl and said it was me, and that I cheated on my boyfriend. At the end of day, he believes it's not me, but WTF is going on? FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML
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d00d_c0m3_0n 0
He's probably just embarrassed that he couldn't keep up with you.
Syn_fml 0
So you're single now, eh?
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Comments (88)
CanadAssassiN 0
Well, this is a tough one-I would be suspicious myself, but that does'nt make it right to assume you have whoring experience. If it were me, I would just forget it and enjoy the damn sex! roflcopterskates
Matu92 0
What!? Seriously, what kinda guy does that. He must be foolish!
cndrow 0
#36: Too true. If a girl is bad, she's pathetic and not worth the date/relationship. If we're good, we must've already slept around for a while. Wtf? My boyfriend of 5yrs now gave his virginity to me, and he has been killer from the get-go. Virgins / first-timers can be horrific or amazing at sex, just depends on the person, how much they enjoy it, and how their partner reacts to them.
Blank_fml 0
he's an asshole who wouldn't want good sex?
Stephen_fml 0
next time don't lie about your experience
firstworldissues 0
Sounds like a completely untrue and lame excuse for 'I don't like you anymore', to me.
hockeyfanisles1 0
his loss get with me instead
Rayn4u_fml 0
He "wouldn't be with someone who is hiding something" and you "shouldn't be with someone who is that dumb". Don't worry about someone that pathetic and insecure!
jaxspider 0
If you live near NYC / NJ I'll take what he dont want.
Elliot91_fml 0
What an idiot!