Love: Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on...

By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 07:47 - Venezuela

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML

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By thedancer5 - 03/08/2011 16:47 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing a breakup note with permanent marker on my newly painted bedroom wall. FML

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By rplovez - 05/09/2011 23:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML

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By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2010 22:35 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing "we're through fat slob" on my forehead whilst I was asleep in permanent marker. FML

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You deserved it 5 050

By Anonymous - 19/06/2011 05:01 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML

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By mish - 22/09/2013 20:41 - United Kingdom - Leominster

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML

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By Emily - 03/01/2013 06:42 - United States - Arlington

Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me by writing on my bathroom mirror in Sharpie. What did he write? "Hi, I'm Emily. I'm fat, ugly, and now single." FML

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You deserved it 4 911

By Emily - 17/12/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML

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You deserved it 4 595

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By back to creepers - 21/12/2013 20:05 - United Kingdom - Worcester

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of my Minecraft house. FML

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You deserved it 6 506

martyh27 2

Wednesday 22 September 2010 16:17

Well at least now everyone knows you are available again.

Anti666 17

Wednesday 22 September 2010 16:24

What an asshole. it's things like this that make me ashamed of being a guy.

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christian50 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 0:34

haha your boyfriend or ex deserves a high five!

fez667 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 1:05

I'd do that rofl

SkullCanddi 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 1:10

Hey He's Payin Not You.

lindseytaylor201 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 1:57

what a ******* jerk!

Fuccyourlife_fml 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 4:30

I think this is totallly fake

Dideriksen 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 8:51

spray paint, "small Dick here" or something on his locker :b

jkgfdxb 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 8:52

today, out of rage and carelessness I vandilized school property in order to get a break up message across to my gf. now realizing what I had done I have to face punishments of some sort, FML.

_whisper_ 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 9:07

Well, get him back.

77taylah33 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 11:31

hah lol lmfao !! get him back!! unless someone else did it,, that's what guys would do at my school,,

dorito_danger 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 12:55

Total FYL. >.> ...Do you have pictures? [giggles hysterically]

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Today, I found out I was 13th in a graduating class of about 350 students. When I told my mother, without batting an eye, she told me, "Hey, shit floats". FML

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