Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML
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Today, after ignoring me for about a week, my boyfriend finally broke up with me. Why? He discovered that I use prescription deodorant. FML
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krushr 3
He did you a favour. Get over it and go find someone who showers at least once a week.
CreateZ 0
Who showers these days anyway? Homeless people are setting a pretty awesome trend in my opinion.
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Comments (125)
StaticMatt 2
You sound like an extreme nagger.
HisAngel6511 11
Umm...It's a little obvious that a lot of girls aren't attracted to that. Look at all the "that's nasty" comments posted by girls.
ganjalysa0987 1
hahahaha i wish i could tell mine that... that probably makes me just as disgusting :p
RLG 7
I broke my ankle so at least i have an excuse. even though i still take a shower every other day. dude that's nasty.
zavo4able 0
call me
irritatedone 5
Why would you want to be with someone who doesnt shower anyway?
Jenmic 16
Just had a similar experience except I dumped him, but he did make me sound like an unreasonably demanding bitch for asking him to shower more than twice a week and wear deodorant.
GummyBearX 2
If your boyfriends that nasty, than good riddance right?
Princess_Lucinda 14
You should have been the one breaking up with him! Ewwww
Jigsaw2126 6
never... tell a guy to clean up!