Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML
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Today, after ignoring me for about a week, my boyfriend finally broke up with me. Why? He discovered that I use prescription deodorant. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because I'm too "high maintenance" during the holidays. Not to worry, though; he's willing give me another chance sometime after Valentine's day. FML
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krushr 3
He did you a favour. Get over it and go find someone who showers at least once a week.
CreateZ 0
Who showers these days anyway? Homeless people are setting a pretty awesome trend in my opinion.
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Comments (125)
daisiebud 18
That's gross >.< you're better off without him. At the very least, everyone girl deserves a boyfriend who practices basic hygiene...
frickme444 5
What!! Y would u date a guy like that in the first place?
angeluv_2014 22
Then honey, it's probably for the best. :)
blah2112 11
It baffles me that you'd wanna be with someone like that...
DeanWnchstr12479 6
Let him go
sugarpoppaige 6
You should have dumped that shit a while ago
VampOfSavannah 31
It appears you're better off, my dear. Find someone less filthy.
1982isawesome 8
Eww... well it's probably better that you broke up...
grumper 14
you want to kiss and touch in a relationship...why would you want him to stay?
Marebare23 17
You're probably better off without him.