Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, after ignoring me for about a week, my boyfriend finally broke up with me. Why? He discovered that I use prescription deodorant. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because I'm too "high maintenance" during the holidays. Not to worry, though; he's willing give me another chance sometime after Valentine's day. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend, who doesn't wear deodorant and has horrible dandruff, decided to shower for the first time in nearly a week because he got invited out to a bar. He didn't even invite me to go with him. FML
Today, I had to beg my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This is a basic weekly argument. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
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Top comments
krushr 3
He did you a favour. Get over it and go find someone who showers at least once a week.
CreateZ 0
Who showers these days anyway? Homeless people are setting a pretty awesome trend in my opinion.
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Comments (125)
amarie2009 22
You should be glad he is gone!!
smaginn 0
Not an FML because his stinky ass is gone now! Just be sorry you didn't dump him first. Honestly, if you had to ask him to brush his teeth and shower... you might as well have asked him to leave. Ugh.
EmoLittleBish 0
Ewwwwwieee.
lareske 0
Dirty, crusty MOFO, your better off without the smelly noonga. I just hope you didn't sleep with him.
purple_sarah88 0
You're so much better off! It's better to be high maintenance than to lower your standards for that loser!
Madmolly 0
Why is this an fml? He did you a favor!
antisocialanna 0
shawg you're from Ottawa? me too :D
rabidsquirrel777 0
u deserve it cause he said that you were high maintenance and all you did was describe him... not what made you high maintenance... now get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich...
atomicmrpelly 2
Sounds like a terrible loss...?
catsAndRabbits 0
I know a guy just like that. Lol. His gf really needs to do the same.