Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a scary movie. I was starting to get a small headache so he gently brushed my hair. During a scary part he jumped and hit me in the head as hard as he could with the brush. I'm still recovering from the migraine. FML
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Halloween
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angrydinosaur 4
He pretended to be scared just so he could hit you!
raphanne_fml 33
"As hard as he could"? Really? Did he use your brush as a baseball bat or something?
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Comments (170)
writergirl23 19
He was being kind to u that mor than alot of gf's can say
KayleeFrye 39
Sounds like your boyfriend is a sweetheart. Accidents happen, and I bet that it hurt when he hit you. But...migraine? Come on. Seems to me that people think "migraine" is a synonym for "really bad headache." NOT the case. I sincerely hope you never know what it's like to suffer a REAL migraine.
aFatFuck 0
He was brushing your hair with a brush while watching a movie? are you a horse or something?
mouras 5
Whippedddd
sematariux 7
**** you whoever thumbed me down! =(
docscientist 10
Men have to be creative with spousal abuse these days.
chosha_fml 27
It can't be as hard as he could just from a jump scene. There would be no real force behind it. YDI for being an exaggerator who's just trying to make her boyfriend feel bad for a simple mistake.
asherah14 7
I understand the not feeling good with the "small headache" and that the gentle brushing was calming and soothing. However, a hit from the brush is not going to cause the small headache to become a migraine. OP is just on here whining her bf accidentally caused her some pain. I'm sure it hurt but not nearly as much as a true migraine with nausea and light sensitivity.
4ILOVEMETAL 2
Fake there's no good horror films anymore lol jkjk that sucks!
JoHan55_fml 7
she doesn't know what a migrain is ._. so YDI