Today, my boyfriend and I were on my bed when things started getting hot and it began to shake. My little sister called the entire family to the hall to listen to "the frogs in the wall". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were at his parents' house when things started getting hot. Out of respect, we stopped and just cuddled, making us able to hear his parents banging. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on, and listening to loud music when she suddenly looked worried and asked if I heard something. I said no and continued. Moments later, three firemen opened the bedroom door and told us to get dressed and go outside because the building was on fire. FML
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend. He put me up against the wall and I yelled, "Harder!" without thinking. I heard the entire house go silent, my dad and his friends included. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML
Today, my building's fire alarm went off. Unfortunately, this coincided with sexy time, and the loud alarm made me jumpy, making it extremely difficult to untie my naked boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and sister fooling around in the shower together. Supposedly, she was sleepwalking, and he was trying to wake her up. FML
Today, I was taking a nap on my floor. I live with my family and it was a hot summer day. Woke up in a weird position, drooling and wearing only a bra and mini shorts. I looked up and saw my thirteen year-old sister and her friends chilling all around my room. I tried to yell at them but my voice was too rusty. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
Great idea having sex in your bedroom while the entire family is home and your little sister is in the adjoining room. I salute your brilliance, madam.
lordslaya53 14
Doin' it froggy style
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Comments (37)
missababgaga 19
Just calmly explain how your bed is located on top of a mini volcano, and it just started to erupt while you and your boyfriend were on it. There, awkward situation avoided.
Atomic_Mushroom 14
Are you of French origin? Maybe it's the spirits of all those frogs you've eaten taking revenge. For your sake, maybe eat more toadstools, but don't mind me, I'm just croaking on about advice :3
chanellgymnast 17
Were you and your boyfriend croaking?
cupcakechick 17
I vote YDI because you should know better then to have sex while the WHOLE family is home
amifaiyaz 12
you must have extremely deep voices.
Obey_StudBoii 23
Why would you have sex with family around? It's disrespectful.
rugby_lover09 13
Do you croak instead of moan?
ColbyGB 13
Sounds like his frog was between your walls
noelasis94 18
You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals do lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
29dear 16
It's funny, but you could've used better wording.