Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML
Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML
Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML
Today, I was enjoying a romantic cuddle on the couch with my boyfriend, when he suddenly decided to lift up my shirt, stick his face into my boobs, and go all Darth Vader on me. This included heavy breathing and phrases such as, "Amber... I am your boyfriend." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
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Dat_Class_Tho 26
Maybe the last time he tried cowgirl (previous relationship), they didn't know how to do it right and accidentally bent his business at a painful angle. Or maybe he's a control freak who can't get it up unless he's in the dominant position. You should probably talk it out and see if it's just a silly/embarrassing story he never told you, or something you actually need to be worried about.
_Shake_n_Bake__ 11
Maybe cowgirls scare him
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Comments (39)
Mrdusty87 11
ok that's just sad I love when my gal goes on top
stressengr 13
I'm guessing you're not little. In that case it's tough for a man to move and, someone's … breathe.
rockydify 22
At least now you know that position doesn't work. Not all positions work for everyone.
MulticoloredSlug 18
Yea, I like doggy style better anyways. No need for ALL positions. ;b
GeeThatSucks 9
Maybe you pinched the balls.