Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML
Today, my boyfriend's head was on my lap. I bent down to kiss him. My stomach rolls got there first. FML
Today, I was being a little playful with my boyfriend when we began wrestling. He then put me in a choking headlock and wouldn't let me out until I "tapped out". FML
Today, I was enjoying a romantic cuddle on the couch with my boyfriend, when he suddenly decided to lift up my shirt, stick his face into my boobs, and go all Darth Vader on me. This included heavy breathing and phrases such as, "Amber... I am your boyfriend." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play-wrestling on the bed, when he started to tickle me. I tried to pull away but he pushed me back down. I ended up hitting my eye on the corner of the nightstand. His comment was "this is why you shouldn't struggle." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
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Dat_Class_Tho 26
Maybe the last time he tried cowgirl (previous relationship), they didn't know how to do it right and accidentally bent his business at a painful angle. Or maybe he's a control freak who can't get it up unless he's in the dominant position. You should probably talk it out and see if it's just a silly/embarrassing story he never told you, or something you actually need to be worried about.
_Shake_n_Bake__ 11
Maybe cowgirls scare him
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Comments (39)
polsen4273 8
A quick transition might help in the future. Or you could start with oral unitll he is hard and keep your hand on it during the transition. Either way a quick transition will be key.
Real4Real 11
Communication fixes most issues/problems and if not entirely, it will at least give way more insight than just letting your imagination run wild or strangers to influence you
bronson1028 8
blow flow could be a problem. the penis is up which makes it harder to get blood through and a penis is made of soft spongy tissue and needs a good blood flow in order to get hard.
CastaP 12
Talk it out, that is always the way to go, ALWAYS.
MulticoloredSlug 18
Hey guys! So I hate when there's an FML left unanswered, so I'm going to explain a little bit and hopefully answer your questions. My boyfriend and I have been dating for 5 years, basically middle school sweet hearts, and we were each other's first everything. He had never been with anyone, nor have I. We've also been having coitus for the last 4 1/2 years, so it's nothing new to us. He used to beg me to be in top, because that's a fun position for guys I guess.. but I was never into it. I'm really self conscious about my body, and something about taking control made me extremely nervous. Well lately I've been feeling a little bit more confident with being on top, and then this happened. Twice. He's probably going through a lot considering he's in college right now and super stressed, plus unlike that one guy said, it wasn't a quick transition. We were having coitus, but then I got up for a couple minutes, and got something to drink. I guess in that little span of time he and his body were done. It still didn't make me feel good about myself, but we've been through so much as a couple, this is hardly anything to worry about.. I probably will say something eventually. Thanks everybody!
Bloodyskull 13
Another question is why would you get up in the middle of intercourse and leave? Isn't that a slight bit disrespectful?
MulticoloredSlug 18
Not disrespectful at all. I guess being in a relationship as long as we have, we don't think much of it.
tounces7 28
Not disrespectful, but it's actually not surprising at all that he went soft if you simply got up and left for awhile. Penises need attention to stand at attention.
ThrottleJockey 36
Maybe cowgirl butts don't drive him nuts.
fordkiller220 4
I dont care for my wife on her back... instant loss...
MulticoloredSlug 18
That's messed up..
kurodansei 16
Maybe he's just a real dog in the sack.
Tannasgh 22
:(
cuz803 46
Guess he's jealous that a female wants to be dominate. Slap him with a feminism book
t0tal_newb 4
Girls on top are the best. The guy doesn't have to do any work ?